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I met an amazing girl online. Smart, sexy... uninhibited.

Of course it turned out to be a 12 year old paraplegic boy... I have to admit... The sex was disappointing.

"Fortnite battlepass, I just shit out my ass."

Fortnite, Fortnite, did I mention Fortnite, Fortnite, Fortnite?

Anyone on this app is homeless and has no point in life. Well, I'm on this app 24/7, so do I have no point in life 24/7, or am I just weird and unwanted?

When you break up with your online girlfriend, and you hear your uncle crying in the other room.

Yeah man! Life is wonderful! But, when you realize all of the ones you loved were fake.

And when you die, does your online friends notice? How will they notice? Or will they ever notice? Is 13 age too young for dying? Am I just paranoid? I'm scared.

Nearly 40% of the world have been in a relationship; the 60% are worstjokesever.com users.

What do Call of Duty players say when they shoot up a school?

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(If you understand the joke, you're a god.)

Who remembers when Gwen was the only thing people talked about on this website?

Ok, there has to be SOMEONE on this website right now. Whoever that is, wanna chat? (I'm just bored)

OK, OK, what's up with the fake Gwens? I am going to use a test to see who is real or not.

The real Gwen will know this. When did I come onto this website? Next question, what is my real name, and do I go on cursing rampages? Only the real Gwen can complete this test with the right answers.

Your mom is so hot, if she had an OnlyFans page, she would get more money than companies during Pride Month.

Okay, okay, why [are] people askin[g] where I went[?] I[']m always on this website. Never think I[']m not.