Online jokes

I was playing Warzone last night, and I shot my teammate that said they were emo. When I shot him, another player did, and it said "assist kill."

I met an amazing girl online. Smart, sexy... uninhibited.

Of course it turned out to be a 12 year old paraplegic boy... I have to admit... The sex was disappointing.

"Fortnite battlepass, I just shit out my ass."

Fortnite, Fortnite, did I mention Fortnite, Fortnite, Fortnite?

Anyone on this app is homeless and has no point in life. Well, I'm on this app 24/7, so do I have no point in life 24/7, or am I just weird and unwanted?

What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?

Adopt Me.

Anyone want to join us? :DDD Talk to anyone on the chat :)

Roses are red, violets are blue, Pornhub is yours, Facebook will do.

Fortnite Battle Pass.

When you break up with your online girlfriend, and you hear your uncle crying in the other room.

Yeah man! Life is wonderful! But, when you realize all of the ones you loved were fake.

And when you die, does your online friends notice? How will they notice? Or will they ever notice? Is 13 age too young for dying? Am I just paranoid? I'm scared.

You were tricked, loser. ;]

I troll under different usernames. I'm a bit all over the place mentally.

Nearly 40% of the world have been in a relationship; the 60% are worstjokesever.com users.

I have no problem getting dates online. I’ve also had luck with almonds, cashews, and walnuts.

What do Call of Duty players say when they shoot up a school?

654-721-8940

(If you understand the joke, you're a god.)

Who remembers when Gwen was the only thing people talked about on this website?

Like (DYM 139).

19 comments from. Ok-Community-6032 Cute. ❤️

Clamgodamron: Are you a kid?

Big-Reflection-104. Beautiful 😊

Rich-impact-5709. Your a doll.😈

Cutie-pie-9020 Hot!!! :P

Everyone, if I am not online, that is because I am on a vacation, so yeah.

Ok, there has to be SOMEONE on this website right now. Whoever that is, wanna chat? (I'm just bored)