Why are birds good at social media?
Because they "tweet" all the time!?
When you lose a game of Kahoot, so you kashoot up the school.
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.
Your mama is so fat that when she was playing online, she crashed the whole server.
My dad posted a picture of his condom challenge fail to his social media - it was a picture of me.
What do a "transgender" woman's favorite song and his/her last online order have in common?
~they're both a dick in a box.
He might have been a Fortnite player. Respect him.
I lost at Kahoot, so I had to ka-shoot.
A pedophile is chatting on the internet: "On a scale of one to ten, how old are you?"
As a 13 year old, online dating is a tough thing.
Every time I meet someone new, they end up in jail.
How do trees get online? -- They just log in.
