Pain. gained. Anxiety. Fulfilled. Insomnia. Deppression. Always with me. Happiness... The one thing i cant have.
If I smiled one centimeter each time I watched someone I hated die, I'd look like the cheshire cat.
whats life if you dont have one...
In India 3 things are wide and far everywhere,but no one admits racism,sexism and Sunny ka jism.
One thing is for sure, the victims from 9/11 died warm.
When your going 80KM in a school zone and one of the speed bumps scream.
"Have a nice day" and "enjoy the next 24 hours" mean the same thing but one sounds like a threat
If i had 10 dyno nuggies and Jamal tried to take one i would have ten dyno nuggies and Jamal's head
2 nuts were walking down the street, and one was a-salted!
If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program.
The rest of them will write Perl programs.
What's the difference between twin towers and mcdonald's
One had a drive thru and the other had a fly thru
How are tinder and orphans alike?
You swipe left till you find the one you like
I have a friend who has no arms, her name is Suzy. I always tell her this one knock knock joke, "Knock Knock!" "Who's there!" Not Suzy.
What does a carpenter do after a one night stand?
The second nightstand.
What do you call a pregnant slave. A two for one deal.
I was hunting at night for deer and then I found one and shot it, I realized the deer I shot was actually my ex...
Two blondes walk into a bar. I thought one of them would have seen it.
What's the difference between a hoe and a sidechick the hoe want difference meals the sidechick always gone be that one crumb on the side of the plate for debate 💯
You remind me of a snowflake, beautiful and unique. One touch and your wet.
An american is touring the Soviet union. A russian takes him to a school so he can see what its like. He asks the kids if they like the Soviet Union. All of the kids say yes they love it. All but one. That kid bursts out crying. The american asks whats wrong and he cries "I want to live in the Soviet Union!"
