An old Indian was buried on the side of a hill. What did he say?
Nothing, he was dead.
An old Indian was buried on the side of a hill. What did he say?
Nothing, he was dead.
Steven Hawking's Sesh Cave, entry 50p, guaranteed Budweiser and ecstasy. Maybe a gram of heroin. You'll most likely see a mental 90-year-old guy absolutely going mental on the dance floor with a Stella in one hand and another on his crotch.
What happened to the eight-year-old boy that needed to go to the bathroom during church?
The priest stopped him on the way there.
My grandfather never threw anything away, bless him. He died in the war holding on to a hand grenade.
Three women were in heaven. The angel at the gates said, "How good the ride into heaven is for you, is determined by your commitment to your most recent partner."
The first lady says, "2 years, 2 side-hoes." She got an old lexus.
The second lady says, "10 years, 1 visit from a prostitute." She got a Mercedes-Benz.
The third lady says, "I never had a husband."
The angel says in response, "F*ck me and then you can have a lambo."
They all arrive in heaven, to see the second lady crying.
The first lady says, "I know we are dead, but it could be a lot worse."
"How!?" The third lady cries, "The angel has a flute for a d*ck!"
an old man walks in a forest with a child and the child says its dark and im scared the oldman says how do you think i feel i have to walk out alone