why is it ok to hit an orphan? its not like they will tell there parents
Why is it ok to hit an orphan
Bc they can't call ther parents
one day i seen a little boy walking in the grocery store so i asked if he was ok and he said yes i asked where his parents were and he said his mom died years ago and his dad is stuck in the milk isle
SON: DAD HOW WAS I BORN
DAD: YOUR MUMS A HOE
SON: OK WHATS A HOE
DAD: YOUR MUM
so i walked up to my grandma and i said what color would u be on a rainbow cupcake she just turned 61 ok ok so im like 'i got i got ok ok' she like: ok what color" i say:"grey"
Son: I heard mom got stung by a few bees this morning is she ok? hospital? Dad: She's ok now. no hospital. Dad: She had to take the deep penis. Son: Umm...... WHAT!? Dad: I had to inject her with an EPIC PENIS Dad: Oh for god's sakes Dad: Epi Pen
this is a big joke so yeah you cants tell me what to do this joke is funny so laugh ok... now that your done laughing lemme say a joke... get it there was no joke hahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahhahhaha lololol so funny im ninja
Ok rose are red violets are blue barney looks better then you
Random guy: come on bin laden, time is ticking. Get it, ticking. OK I'll leave.
2 guys in a car get pulled over by a cop. Cop taps the window, window rolls down. "goodevening gentlemen, we're looking for 2 pedophiles."
Guy quickly closes the window. 10 seconds later he lowers it again and says: "Ok, we'll do it."
Timmy Turner- I wish the Vegan Teacher was a cheeseburger
Wanda- Ok Timmy
Timmy- Cosmo bring her to me
Cosmo- here you go Timmy
*Timmy eats Miss Kadie
STORY OF 2 PEOPLE NOT ME:
Girlfriend: What would you do if I won the lottery? Boyfriend: I would take half and leave you Girlfriend: Ok cool I won 12 dollars heres 6 and don't come back
Kid:I got homework Mom:Ok so? Kid:I got a F in my balls
when your mom says it will all be ok if you just .........(bang) *their is blood on the floor*
ok im on my last nerves when people say water shark guy and other things THAT ARE NOT MY NAME. This is my name- watersharky
Ok, ok why people askin where i went im always on this website. Never think im not.
Ok everyone on this wepsite.... I HAVE NO BROTHERS OR SISTERS the person who claims hes my "brother" is firesharky he is trying to get fame. Never listen to him. He will lie and trick u to think i have a brother but i dont.
ok Gwen ill be offline for a while.... so if anyone by my name types anything its a fake. the only way u know its me if i say one of my nicknames. ok so yea take care of my account while im gone. BYE!!!!
Ok the time as come... I am finally leaving this wepsite so yea. Im going to enjoy my life so yea. Im going to leave now so bye.
Ok is this the new thing saying Gwen in your "joke" then people will comment and u can make more friends. If so then i really need to be saying Gwen more in my "jokes or chats".
