OH Jokes

what did the parents say to the orphan were are your parents? Oh......Wait

me: im afraid of random letters

therapist: you are?

me: [screams]

therapist: oh i see

me: [screaming intensifies]

yo mama so fat , when she ran... oh wait nevermind

Where's, my sisters friend oh I forgot we are in Alabama

The 3 life rules 1. 2. 3. oh there are no rules cus u have no life

guys this has to stop lets tell there parents oh wait

You have to do this and my sister said well I don't care and I said well you care enough to respond back oh my gosh.

Old woman: You are such a darling child. Please come and see me again next year.

A year later, as child walks up to the door of the old ladies house...

Oh my! Goodness sakes child! Have you grown, or have I shrank???

Child: Both

Teacher: we are going to Seville Girls: Omg it's such a beautiful city I cant wait to explore Boys: Ohh oh oh ohhh Omg thanks for 1000 likes

Popcorn means Photo-Oxidant formation by Plant-emitted Compounds and OH Radicals in Northeastern Germany. HO means a woman, in particular one who has many casual fricking encounters or relationships. So basically, popcorn is a woman in plant based frick chamber in a nazi camp.

Mom:i was an orphan once,The kid:oh ok idgaf,Mom:and ur gonna be too! :),The kid:ok idga-WAIT WHAT THE FU-

How did I know where you would go next? Oh I felt it in my bones!

Teacher: what comes after C? Me: Ooh! Ooh! C4! Teacher: umm ok... but still what comes after A? Me: AK47!!! Teacher thought: oh hell na Teacher: what comes after x? Me: xplosin 1 sec later bomb goes off idk

Mom: hey son, what does idk and idc mean?

Son: i don’t know and I don’t care.

Mom: excuse me?

Son: oh, and by the way mum, what’s for dinner?

I don’t know and I don’t care.

when you tell an orphan I did your mom in your home an and they start crying ME: you f&*k up the class:oh sh!&

a kid told me to go get a dad so I punched the kid he went to tell his parents oh wait he can't cause hes an orphan and orphans have no parents

I went home to my girlfriend, with milk! She said, "Oh thank you honey!"

Then I got a call from a girl named Melissa. She called and said, "Steven, where the hell have you been? It's been two weeks and you still haven't come back yet?"