Before my grandad died he whispered to me is your uncle still in the basement i said he has died oh my grandad said i will lock him in heavens basement
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N Oh my gosh I'm peeing on my shoe no one knows about it yet
A doctor walks into the room and tells his patient, "I have some bad news for you. You really have to stop masturbating." The man looks aghast and says, "Oh my God, doc, why?!" The doctor replies, "I'm trying to examine you."
Hii! Oh my gosh. It has been forever! How have you guys been? Comment your favorite movie!!!! <3
What did the pirate say when he saw a ghost (he said oh my god it s me dead parrot
how it be when the new guy takes too long... hay Danny, its me Johnny. Johnny: boss says to kill the guy in red. point the gun at his head. Danny: ok target locked. 3... 2... 1... bang. Johnny: danny hope you did not get the man in red> Danny; OH MY BRO FOR REALL.
*You heard a conversation between sans and Papyrus
sans: "sub bro" Paps: "DON'T 'SUB' ME BROTHER! YOU STILL DIDN'T REDINTEGRATE YOUR PUZZELS!" sans: "easy bro, i have done a ton of work today" sans: "a skele-ton" (Drum effect) Paps: "OH MY GOD SANS!"
*COUGHS ROUGHLY* OH MY GOD IT HURTS SO MUCH I CANT SEE IT BURNS HELP !!! HELP !!! HELP !!! HELP *Weakly* !
OH MY GOD! IT SPEAKS!
Yo mama so fat that the avengers team had to snap five times and say oh my God
Me, holding a baby: "Oh my God it's so cute!"
Also me: "Throw it."
your forhead so big scientests mesured it studyed it and then finally they said :OH MY GOD... your forhead is so big its a 50 mile car ride from your eyebrous to your hair and
Oh my god, she hit me with a bat,
Cause she was transgender.
i bet when your mom first saw you she said oh my god this aint my child my child would look amazing
A kid came from school. His mother said "What did you do in school?" The boy replied "I had sex with my my Teacher" She said "OH MY GOD, GO TO YOUR ROOM, WAIT UNTIL YOUR DAD COMES!" He waited, then his dad walked in and said "Your mother told me what you did. I'm proud of you son. Let's go buy you a bicycle." When they arrived to the store The dad said " Try out and see which seat is the comfortable." The boy said "I can't, my butt is sore" Dad said "Why is your butt sore" The Boy said "Because I had sex with my teacher".
Sans: haha... Paps: what? Sans: i KNEW it was gonna rain today. Paps: that's nearly impossible, how? Sans: i could feel it in my bo- Paps: OH MY GOD STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh my Prince, I've loved you ever since, the day we met, When I was caught in your net, of love sweet love... It's all above...
FUCK FUCK FUCK MY CLOTHES CAUGHT THE FLAME OH MY GOD IT BURNS SO MUCH
Hay man what’s your name oh my name is do your balls hang low can you swing it to in fro can you tie it in a not can you tie it in a bow
