School

Anonymous

What is the part of school with all the autistic called? Downtown

Emo

Anonymous

When ur fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now u gotta fight the suicide squd

Victim

Anonymous

who are the fastest readers in the world

the 9/11 victims they went through 200 stories

Flat

Anonymous

what do girls and rocks have in comen

the flat ones get skipped

Tree

Anonymous

what do you call a tree

a treeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Prostitution

Midget p...

What’s the difference between a prostitute and a hockey player? A hockey player gets to shower after three periods.

Michael Jackson

Doug

Why is Michael Jackson and caviar so much in common?

They both come on little white crackers

Cry

Anonymous

Why did the little girl cry twice? Because you wiped your shitty bloody duck on her favorite teddy bear.

Common

What do my little brother and a vagina have in common?

They both ooze blood 🩸 when punched

Jack and Jill

McPhucker

Jack and Jill went up the hill, so jack could lick her candy. But Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock, cause Jill’s real name was Randy.

Man

Anonymous

a man bought steroids from Amazon.com… he was expecting a big package to cum!!!

Straight

everyone: so wait let me get this straight feminist want to cancel fathers day because it is offensive to single mothers

feminist: correct

everyone: THEN WTF IS THE POINT OF MOTHERS DAY

Jack and Jill

Balzac2900

Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack can eat her candy. He got sick when he got a mouthful of dick and realized her name was Randy

Country

Anonymous

What is mexico’s favourite sport? Cross country

Ball

Anonymous

Balls

Bottom

Busan

Jk: jimin why are you so small? Jm: excujjimi? Jk: no offense jim jm: yah call me hyung! Jk: but im bigger jm: im older! Jk: im tge top and your tge bottom so i dobt think its right to call you hyung… jm:…