How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg?
Pick it up and suck its dick
How do stars die?
Normally an overdose
Why are obese jokes so offensive? Because fat people have enough on their plate
(Note: this joke is not one of the worst jokes ever bc is obscene or offensive, it’s just a bad joke) Why can’t u hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because their dead
Me: *posts random joke about a duck*
That one guy in the comment section for no reason: Shut the f*uck up you dumb b*tch you are a piece of sh*t you...
That other guy in the comment section: that’s actually offensive to ducks
Bro it’s a joke....
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
One to change the bulb and one to suck my dick
Why can’t Chinese people have a white baby?
Because two wongs don’t make a white
Who's better hitler or Jesus? Hitler: Jesus made bread for 1000 were as Hitler made meat for 10,000😅😅😅😅 (no offense) (To circumcised people)
Americans when they think they have the best offensive British jokes: we threw your tea in the ocean. 💀
British people making offensive jokes about America: our towers didn’t explode.😎
whats the best thing about an abortion joke?? no one gets offended
what do you call a transgender person? Nintendo switch
my wife called me pedophile that is a big word for 2 year old
Why do people come on here just to say that we should not be making these jokes they literally look this shit up just to complain
What happens if a Asian with an erection walks into a wall? He breaks his nose
A man is consoling his nine year old daughter after she had been sexually assaulted,
"You need to be more careful" he said as he wrapped his arm around her, "this time it was me, next time it could be a total stranger."
What's black, has four wheels, and sits at the top of the stairs?
Steven Hawking after a house fire.
