What is the part of school with all the autistic called? Downtown
When ur fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now u gotta fight the suicide squd
who are the fastest readers in the world
the 9/11 victims they went through 200 stories
what do girls and rocks have in comen
the flat ones get skipped
what do you call a tree
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a hockey player? A hockey player gets to shower after three periods.
Why is Michael Jackson and caviar so much in common?
They both come on little white crackers
Why did the little girl cry twice? Because you wiped your shitty bloody duck on her favorite teddy bear.
What do my little brother and a vagina have in common?
They both ooze blood 🩸 when punched
Jack and Jill went up the hill, so jack could lick her candy. But Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock, cause Jill’s real name was Randy.
a man bought steroids from Amazon.com… he was expecting a big package to cum!!!
everyone: so wait let me get this straight feminist want to cancel fathers day because it is offensive to single mothers
everyone: THEN WTF IS THE POINT OF MOTHERS DAY
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack can eat her candy. He got sick when he got a mouthful of dick and realized her name was Randy
Whats a dying person least favorite app ? TikTok
What is mexico’s favourite sport? Cross country
Jk: jimin why are you so small? Jm: excujjimi? Jk: no offense jim jm: yah call me hyung! Jk: but im bigger jm: im older! Jk: im tge top and your tge bottom so i dobt think its right to call you hyung… jm:…