Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said you know you wanna. Jill said yes and lifted her dress so they could have some fun, but stupid Jill forgot her pill and now they have a son.

Why are gay people bad at hide and seek?

Because they’re always coming out of the closet

I just wanted to say… These disabled jokes are quite offensive. I’m not disabled in any way, but people reading might be affected in many ways. Yes, some of them are amusing, but there’s a difference between having a joke and being plain rude. Please take my feedback into account. Thanks!

Wanna know what is offensive? idk ask feminist (sans undertale)

Whats the useless skin around the vagina. A WOMEN. (SANS undertale)

Hippity Hoppity women are property. (sans undertale)

There was a women. She is property. Ha, sucks for that dishwasher. (sans undertale)

There was a deaf man. He was deaf. Ha, sucks for him.(sans undertale)

There was a blind man. He was blind. Ha, sucks for him. (sans undertale)

What do tampons and your sister have in common!

( just a joke) my grandfather was involved in 9/11 😞. I’ve kept his pilot medals for how good of a pilot he was

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😥This is offensive sorry: What did the king say to his royal steed “You gonna start the dishwasher or what”?

These jokes are offensive stop

what do u call hitler

gay follow my instagram @kaching_memes I post offensive videos that will make u laugh

If u r talking to Indian and noticed a red dot appear on their forehead, be careful of what u said… They r recording it down… Careful… (no offense) pure joke.

What’s the best part about having sex with 23 year olds… there’s 20 of them

I see some objects over there… oh never mind, that’s a woman.

Sixty years ago Stephen Hawkings teacher got fired for accidentally making an offensive joke. What was it? Go for your dreams kids reach for the stars.

There was a blind man in wwe and the commentator said WATCH OUT WATCH Oh he can’t see after he was sued for national offense

What’s the best part about haveing sex with 28 year olds? There are 20 of them

Derrick and Clive. They have a song about a Dad with Cancer and other extremely offensive subjects in a routine called “The non stop dancer”. It is very funny but it is made even funnier by Dudley moors, drunken and stoned laughter through the song. One of the best routines ever. Look it up on YouTube. They recorded them in the studio but they are adlibbing and extremely drunk.

What was the pedophile charged with when he was arrested? A minor offense