Observation jokes
A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.
Two men ran into a bar. You would have thought after the first one hit it, the second one would have seen it.
When you realize your friend standing next to you is adopted and narrates everything he does.
Your hairline is like the universe. It's still waiting to be discovered.
Your hairline is so nonexistent, even the universe couldn't find it.
Heyo, my children, hope you haven't forgotten about our cult!
When I saw a kid fall with no legs, I said, "Just walk it off!"
Your hairline's so far back, you need binoculars to see it.
Man, your hairline is so far back, archaeologists couldn't find it.
Once you’ve seen a shopping center, you’ve seen a mall.
A telescope has two uses:
1. To look in space. 2. To see your hairline.
"Chris, I just saw five fat people, and you are one of them."
I thought God didn't make mistakes, but then I saw your face.
Your hairline legit looks like the Himalayan mountain range, except you need binoculars to find it.
I saw an orphan on the road. I asked him if he's an orphan. The kid says, "Yeah, what gave it away?"
I say, "Your parents."
Like it if you judge people's hairlines.
Nobody notices your pain, tears, struggles, but why do they notice your mistakes?
Orphans are lonely.
They say we have a primal sense, that we can just feel when someone is watching us.
It’s been a few weeks, and it's clear that you do not have that sense.
Your hairline is back, people say. "Look at this dude."
My friend said he saw a blind man. I said, "Did he LOOK nice?"