Observation jokes
Yo hairline so far back that you need a magnifying glass to see it.
I saw a kid sitting on the side and asked if he was an orphan, “what gave me away?” “Well, your parents, for a start.”
In the heart of a circular, creamy delight, there exists a void, a singular absence that adds to its charm. This hollow space, a perfect round, is a testament to the artistry of nature and man's culinary skills.
The hole, a silent observer, bears witness to the transformation of the substance around it, from a liquid state to a firm, yet supple form. It's a silent testament to the passage of time, a symbol of patience and the magic of fermentation.
The void, despite its emptiness, contributes to the overall aesthetic, making the slice a visual treat. It's a playful peek-a-boo with the world beyond, a window that adds mystery and intrigue.
In the end, the hole is not just a void, but a character in the story of this culinary masterpiece, a silent protagonist that adds depth and character to the narrative. It's a testament to the beauty of imperfection, a celebration of the unique and the unconventional.
Kid: Mum, how do you know someone is drunk?
Mum: See the four birds over there?
Kid: Huh, wait a minute.
Mum: A drunk person would see eight.
Kid: Mum, but there is only two.
I saw two really tall guys. I walked up and said, "I didn't know we still have the Twin Towers!"
How do you know if there's a vegan in the room?
Wait 2 minutes and they'll tell you.
No one has the right to look down on others unless you're perfect, and looking down on others is not perfect either.
It's just true.
Are your forehead and hairline old friends because they go way back?
Yo mama so fat you can see her from 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 galaxies away!
What's the difference between YouTube adverts and orphans?
Most get skipped no matter how interesting they are.
There's something on your chin, no, the third one down.
I C U P works on 88% of people.
Let's hope the new tower doesn't go plane watching like the old ones.
North Tower: "Hey, South Tower, we can talk later; I gotta catch a plane!"
Your mom is so fat the space shuttle can see her from 10,000 miles away.
I can always tell if someone is lying just by looking at them.
I can also tell if they are standing.
I saw a man. I saw another man. And I saw another. Where am I? Comment below.
My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.
What did the tower say to its twin? "Hey, is that a plane?"
You should wear binoculars when calculating. It helps divide.
I took an hour-long shower. The German officers were looking at me kinda scared.