In a Catholic school cafeteria, a nun places a note in front of a pile of apples, "Only take one. God is watching." Further down the line is a pile of cookies. A little boy makes his own note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."
Stephen Hawking is better than NASA. They study black holes that are 8 billion years old, while he was down here on Earth staring at 14-year-old black holes. 😈😈😈
what do you call an American looking at cloud shapes?
Oppenheimer
I saw a sign that said “Watch for children” and I thought, “That sounds like a fair trade.”
In the heart of a circular, creamy delight, there exists a void, a singular absence that adds to its charm. This hollow space, a perfect round, is a testament to the artistry of nature and man's culinary skills.
The hole, a silent observer, bears witness to the transformation of the substance around it, from a liquid state to a firm, yet supple form. It's a silent testament to the passage of time, a symbol of patience and the magic of fermentation.
The void, despite its emptiness, contributes to the overall aesthetic, making the slice a visual treat. It's a playful peek-a-boo with the world beyond, a window that adds mystery and intrigue.
In the end, the hole is not just a void, but a character in the story of this culinary masterpiece, a silent protagonist that adds depth and character to the narrative. It's a testament to the beauty of imperfection, a celebration of the unique and the unconventional.
Kid: Mum, how do you know someone is drunk?
Mum: See the four birds over there?
Kid: Huh, wait a minute.
Mum: A drunk person would see eight.
Kid: Mum, but there is only two.
i saw two really tall guys i walked up and said "i didn't know we still have the twin towers"
No one has the right to look down on others unless you're perfect, and looking down on others is not perfect either.
It's just true.
There's something on your chin, no, the third one down.
Let's hope the new tower doesn't go plane watching like the old ones
North Tower: Hey south tower we can talk later I gotta catch a plane
I can always tell if someone is lying just by looking at them.
I can also tell if they are standing.
i saw a man. I saw another man. And I saw another. Where am I? Comment below
My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.
I took an hour-long shower. The German officers were looking at me kinda scared.
A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.
Two men ran into a bar. You would have thought after the first one hit it, the second one would have seen it.
When you realize your friend is standing next to you is adopted and narrates everything he does
Your hairline is like the universe. It's still waiting to be discovered.
When I saw a kid fall with no legs, I said, "Just walk it off!"
A telescope has two uses:
1. To look in space. 2. To see your hairline.
