Objectification Jokes

Condom

How is a woman like a condom?

Both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.

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    Refrigerator

    You wanna know what's the difference between a girl and a refrigerator? "A refrigerator doesn't moan when I put my meat in it."

    TV

    What do TVs and girls have in common?

    They both show you stuff when you turn them on!

    Woman

    Why are women like KFC?

    After you've finished with the thigh and breasts, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.

    Girl

    What do girls and rocks have in common?

    The flat ones get skipped.

    Dishwasher

    What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? You slap her on the ass and tell her to get back to work.

    Sex

    What's the best part about having sex with 28 year olds? There are 20 of them.

    Part

    What's the best part about a dead prostitute?

    The second hour is free.

    Misogyny

    What's the difference between property and women? At least property still retains some value after getting wrecked.

    Wine

    I like my wine how I like my women: 7 years old, and locked up in my basement.

    Baby

    How do you get 500 babies in a phone booth?

    A blender.

    How do you get them out?

    A straw.

    Baby

    What is the difference between a baby and a baked potato?

    140 calories.