What is the difference between a whore and an onion?
You don't cry when you chop a whore.
What do boobs and toys have in common?
They were both originally made for kids, but daddies end up playing with them.
What do women and KFC have in common?
After you get done with the thighs and breasts, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.
I like my women how I like my fridge.
In the kitchen.
I would never slap a woman, then I’d be destroying property.
What's the difference between a light bulb and a woman?
You can screw and unscrew a light bulb, but you can't unscrew a woman.
What do you call a flat-chested emo girl?
A cutting board.