Objectification Jokes

What is the difference between a whore and an onion?

You don't cry when you chop a whore.

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What do boobs and toys have in common?

They were both originally made for kids, but daddies end up playing with them.

What do women and KFC have in common?

After you get done with the thighs and breasts, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.

What's the difference between a girl and a toy? There is no difference because you play with both anyway.

What's the difference between a light bulb and a woman?

You can screw and unscrew a light bulb, but you can't unscrew a woman.

Women be like, "Porn is how we get money," then get angry when boys treat women like shit because they seen it on porn.

I like women how I like my hair dryer: locked in a closet most of the time and only being used to blow me dry.