Nut

Nut Jokes

Knock

Knock Knock! Who's there? Candace Candace who? Can deez nuts fit in your mouth?

Stairs

You know stairs, right? The dark... My there is something. I know that if you fall down the stairs, your balls will be crushed!

Hurricane

What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?

Hold on to your nuts; this ain’t no ordinary blow job.

Boob

What does one boob say to the other boob?

If we don’t get support, people will think we’re nuts.

Reaction

One time Michael Jackson had an allergic reaction from eating 12-year-old nuts.

Glitter

Did you hear about the guy that dipped his balls in glitter?

Pretty nuts, huh?

Wrap

A man walks into a doctor's office, naked and wrapped in Glad Wrap.

The doctor replies with: "I can clearly see your nuts."