"Yo mama so fat, she thought Saturn was deez nuts."
Nut Jokes
Like if you have nuts.
Dez nuts!
Isac, I suck deez nuts!
"Dees nutz, got 'em!"
Knock Knock! Who's there? Candace Candace who? Can deez nuts fit in your mouth?
You know stairs, right? The dark... My there is something. I know that if you fall down the stairs, your balls will be crushed!
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Hold on to your nuts; this ain’t no ordinary blow job.
What is six inches, has nuts, and is hard?
A sinkers bar.
Have you ever seen the Pokemon called Ryh... Rhydon these nuts?
What does one boob say to the other boob?
If we don’t get support, people will think we’re nuts.
Do you know Biden?
Biden on these nuts.
Michael Jackson had an allergic reaction after eating 12-year-old nuts.
One time Michael Jackson had an allergic reaction from eating 12-year-old nuts.
I have nut cancer...
Did you hear about the guy that dipped his balls in glitter?
Pretty nuts, huh?
Me: Do you like cobble?
My friend: No.
Me: Gobble deez nuts!
What is a testicle's favorite book?
Put Tony's Nuts in Your Mouth!
A man walks into a doctor's office, naked and wrapped in Glad Wrap.
The doctor replies with: "I can clearly see your nuts."
Friend: You are joking.
Me: Joking on deez nuts.
