Nuclear jokes
What's the difference between a nuclear reactor and your step sis? You need to use protection for the nuclear reactor.
Here comes the sun Do Do Do Do
Before: Caring & Noble.
After: Chernobyl.
Why can't Sally swing?
Because she has no arms.
Knock knock, "Who's there?", not Sally.
Where did Sally go when the bombs dropped?
Everywhere.
The Pentagon is changing the nuclear codes to over 140 characters, ... so Trump can't tweet it.
South Korea nukes
Ignore the dumbass watermark
Community talk
i blame the jews for a bunch of things. especially cherry tomatoes, the weekend, nuclear fission, both theories of relativity and more.
Hi hello? My fam went nuclear psychotic so no thanksgiving lmfao
i will nuke you