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Entertainment

What does a Russian do for entertainment?

A nuclear world fair.

Memes

Pig

A drawing of a person reading a book to another person in bed. Above the drawing there is a text that reads, "Then the 92nd pig built his house out of depleted uranium and the wolf was like,". Below this text there is a distorted face.

Bomb

Know the nuclear bombs of the world.

🇷🇺🧨 a “bad” bomb

🇨🇳🧨 “ww3”

🇬🇧🧨 a “good” bomb

🇺🇸🧨 Japanese area testing

🇮🇱🧨 what bomb

🇮🇷🧨 just self defence

Cow

What's the song that plays at the very end of the movie, Dr. Strangecow, during the montage of nuclear blasts?

"Veal meat again, don't know where, don't know when..."

Incident

What is one of the worst but funniest incidents ever: a bullet in a baby in a baggy in a barrel in a bus in a nuclear plant were all of the employee's are molesters?

Memes

Drug

A sign that reads: "NO DRUGS OR NUCLEAR WEAPONS ALLOWED INSIDE THE RESTROOMS."

Sun

Here comes the sun Do Do Do Do

A black and white photograph shows an atomic bomb resting on a metal frame in a bunker. The bomb is cylindrical with a square tail fin, and wires are attached to its side. There is also a spare tire standing next to the bomb.

Horse

Crayon

A cartoon drawing of a man with an orange head, beard, and glasses. He wears a white t-shirt that says "I HATE" in black text above the word "Fun" in rainbow colors. He holds a bunch of multi-colored crayons in his left hand. Below the drawing is a screenshot of a tweet from user Gurt stating, "nuclear warfare is not based millions on innocent people will die". The tweet source is @SteyrACR_real.

Comedy

The image shows a screenshot of an article titled "Why is millennial humor so weird?" and includes the text, "Comedy that appeals to young people can be surreal and dark—and completely meaningless." Below is a stylized cartoon of a character in a YouTube video titled "Chernobyl After The Nuclear Explosion - Full Documentary".

Math Teacher

The image shows text that reads: "class is cancelled because the math teacher was hit by a nuclear bomb." Underneath this text, there is another line that says "the math teacher:". Below is a blurred image of a door. The overall tone is dark humor.

Math Teacher

The text says: "class is cancelled because the math teacher was hit by a nuclear bomb" the math teacher: Below is a still from a video showing a blurry background with a door.

Nuke

South Korea nukes

Two people stand in front of a large missile on a truck. The missile is black and white with a red star. The truck is an olive green military vehicle.

Nuclear bomb

A search bar says "nuclear bomb", with the tab "SHOPPING" highlighted. Under the search, there is an image of Buzz Lightyear with a concerned face.

Community

i blame the jews for a bunch of things. especially cherry tomatoes, the weekend, nuclear fission, both theories of relativity and more.

Hi hello? My fam went nuclear psychotic so no thanksgiving lmfao

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