Novelty jokes

Hogwarts is making a new condom. It's called "fetus deletus."

One day, I put a lady taffy on my ass.

New.

I asked Daveon if he ever considered trying something new, and he replied "why fix what ain't broke?"

We're all unique, which is something we all have in common.

Shower thought: If everyone had schizophrenia, no one would know we had schizophrenia or know what it is!

I have made a new word: Plagiarism.