Novelty jokes

One day, I put a lady taffy on my ass.

Hogwarts is making a new condom. It's called "fetus deletus."

when you use ancestry.com instead of tinder.

The happier they get, the less they see.

I invented a new word today.

Plagiarism.

My fish can break dance. Only for 20 seconds and only once.

It's not that I don't get the laugh, but most of you need to read through what's already been posted, 'cause everybody's saying the same sh*t.