Novelty jokes
One day, I put a lady taffy on my ass.
Hogwarts is making a new condom. It's called "fetus deletus."
when you use ancestry.com instead of tinder.
The happier they get, the less they see.
I have MP3s on my computer that are older than Johnny Depp's new significant other.
Suicidal people are groundbreaking.
Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano?
Neither has he.
DIS IS NUT FOR KIDS
best mug of the year or what?
… none of the above..
I want these for the sake of allah
Just the Fact that this exists
Community talk
Holy shit there's explain hamster now
woah this is new?? i think????











