Skibidi Toilet jokes

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MANGO 67 MUSTARD. Skibidi Toilet. Sigma. Ohio. Those who knows. Gyat.

Someone stole my toilet, and the police have nothing to go on.

What's the same with a toilet and anal sex? Your ass gets numb after a while.

Is it just me, or when you wipe your ass too deep, it reminds you of your uncle? Just me?

Why are people mass buying toilet paper because of the coronavirus?

When someone sneezes, everyone shits their pants.

Whenever I have diarrhea, my roommate gets constipated.

When I told him this, he said, "Are you kidding me?"

I said, "I shit you not."