Not gay

Not Gay Jokes

one time in camp i kissed my bunkmate bret in the shower. he cupped my breasts and lathered them in prell, But im totally not gay.... :)

Gwen I am not gay their is some stupid faker online! I SWEAR ON MY LIFE THAT I AM NOT! btw If I was gay then why are am I chatting and dating a girl!

A guy was doing bad things and died and went to hell.Demon: why you sad

Guy: I’m in hell can’t u see

Demon: will we have fun here at hell

Guy: really nice

Demon: we do sleeping in on Mondays

GuY:OoOoOo

Demon: Tuesdays we swim in out lava or dive in fire if u die you’re already dead ☠️

Guy: ok dose that meean I’m a ghost

Demon: no ur not a ghost

Demon:Wednesdays we do a dance party and smoke and drink 🍺

Guy: ooooooo i can’t wait 😜

Demon: Thursdays we drink all day until we throw up and die and ur already dead remember that

Guy: ok but I am dead and if I die again I was already dead right?

Demon: yup.

Demon: I have a question are you gay and do you like kissing fire girls and if u die u are already dead

Guy: Ummm I am not gay and I don’t like kissing fire girls 😱😱😱

Demon:then u won’t like Friday or Saturday or Sunday heheh.

Guy: I’m dead for real in the hell🪦🏴‍☠️☠️☠️💀

Hell helll helll R.I.P hell is gone for now

Y'uree (🙄😒): Bruh ... listen ... gangbang ... sex ... the same

Halyei (😊): Hello Y'uree and Jarod. How are you guys today?

Y'uree (😏): Well, sexy girls like you should be ass-fucked or fucked so hard that all you can do is talk or nothing at all?

Halyei (😘): Thank you, I suck dicks too!

Jarod (😒): Are you Breya ???

Halyei (😕): No ... do I like that flying bastard ???

Jarod (😣): Ugh ... no ... baby, you're free to go!

Halyei (😔): Sorry, I miss cursing and having sex with her too! (😟) Sorry for being an idiot. (😔) I really miss her. (🤔) Maybe you and I can give her a threesome ??? (🙄) No, I'm not gay! ( ) WHY !!!!!!!! (😌) Can you come to the please fuck me! It's the fuckable girls contest and I want to win! (😨) Sorry!