What's the difference between a retard and a normal person?
A normal person is not named Josh Wakling.
[concert] SINGER: How's everyone doin' tonight? CROWD: Woo! ME (from the back in a normal speaking voice): It's actually been a tough few months.
Normal Kids: Today is a lovely day.
Emo kids: Here lies Chris, he shot himself!
Did you adopt your dog?
Normal people: I'm my own nationality.
Michael Jackson: Click here to change nationality.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
QoS.
QoS who?
QoS there me me who me and you.
What happens if a boy bumps into a dog?
It’s a bumper team.
There are three people on the steps of Heaven. God tells them all he is having a good day and if they make him laugh by telling him how they died, he will let them in.
The first one said, "I just finished a long day of work and I get home, and right as I stepped in, I knew my wife was cheating on me. I searched everywhere and I couldn’t find anybody, so I got a drink and went to the balcony, and then I saw him, hanging off the ledge of the balcony. I kicked his hands, but he wouldn’t fall, so I threw a Refrigerator at him, and I fell with the Refrigerator."
God busted out laughing and let him in.
The next person walked up and God told him the same thing he told the other person. God told him that he didn’t think that he could make him laugh more than the first person. The second guy said, "So get this, I’m a window washer on the 8th floor. I’m washing the windows like normal, and this enraged psychopath walks up and starts kicking my hands, and then he throws a refrigerator at me and I die."
God bursts out laughing so much to where he falls off his chair, and he lets the guy through. The next guy comes up and God tells him the same thing he told the last two people, and he tells him that there is no way that he can make him laugh more than the other two did. So he starts talking. "So get this, I’m in a refrigerator..."
A normal kid brings an MP3 to school.
A rich kid brings an MP4 to school.
A quiet kid brings an MP5.
Presidents are normal, physically.
Biden: Trips over a f***ing stair.
A boy couldn't walk normally because his pants were huge, and when he went to school, the people there made so many jokes about him that he died.
IT'S NOT TRUE, JUST A FAKE JOKE, DON'T WORRY!
whats the difference between an emo people and normal people, normal people have wrists
Your hairline is so bad that it makes Lebron's hairline look normal.
what is the difference between a normal kid and an orphan, a normal kid has a family
What’s the difference between a normal kid and an Emo?
When you feel an Emo's arm, there’s lots of texture! Feels great, too!
All normal-sized babies are delivered by stork.
Heavier babies are delivered by crane.
An Oxymoron: A “Normal Autistic”.
When is rape normal?
When it's called an unplanned pregnancy.
what is the difference between emo grass and normal grass emo grass cuts itself
When you're having a normal day at school, but then...
"All the other kids with the pumped up kicks"
