What do you call 1 normal kid and 2 retarded kids smoking weed?
Pot roast.
So, a guy walks into a gas station and walks to the person working and says, "Can I have a Kit Kat Chunky?" So she gets him one, and then he says, "No, I want a normal Kit Kat, you fat bitch!"
What’s the difference between Jimmy and a normal kid? Jimmy is fat.
[God creating Asians] “Alright, and the design is finished, see our new model, the Asian. It has no hair at all.”
Angel asks, “Does it eat normal food?”
God replies, “(chuckling) Oh no, not at all.”
Normal Europe: Oh no, I lost my iPhone!
Amish: Oh no, I lost my potato!
Bigfoot is just a normal person who covered himself in Pritt Stick and went down on Susan Boyle.
I spy with my little eye nothing because I only have two normal-sized eyes.
I tried to explain to my 4 year old son that it's perfectly normal to accidentally poop your pants. But he's still making fun of me.
How do you make holy water?
You take normal water and boil the hell out of it.
