None jokes
What do LGBTQ folk and folk with scoliosis have in common?
None of them are straight.
I have some jokes about unemployed people, but none of them work.
How many Daveons does it take to change a lightbulb? None, he prefers to stay in the dark.
Why are Americans so shocked when it comes to Mexican drug cartels?
Because none of the drug lords (or their associates, for that matter) have shot up a school.
It's obvious Bill Gates didn't create COVID.
None of his other products are able to release new versions this frequently.
What’s the difference between orphans and blind children?
None. Neither can see their parents.
What's the difference between my ripped jeans and my arms?.
None.
Fat chicks be like, "Am I fox pretty, bunny pretty, cat pretty, or deer pretty?" Like none, bitch, you elephant pretty. 😭😭😭
How many emos does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they sit in the dark and cry.
In a lesbian relationship, which feminazi cooks?
None, both carpet munchers eat out.
What's the difference in Japanese Kamikaze and 9/11?
There is none, they both go up in flames.
Your hairline is like Mr. Clean's... nonexistent!
Bro wtf is all this!?
Like fr tho none of this be funny... messed up af to joke abt sum shii that ppl go thru.
How do men like their women? Striped.
How does a priest like their children? Clean.
Why are most orphans strippers? They want to call someone mommy or daddy.
What is the difference between a stripper and candy? None. But they like it when you take the wrapper off.
How many Sallys does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, she was electrocuted.
How many Trump supporters does it take to fix a lightbulb?
None, Trump says it is all done and they cheer in the dark.
What do you call an orphan family? None existent.
What did the orphan say to its parents?
"Hey, Mom and Dad—oh wait, you're not my parents. I don't have none. Will you adopt me, please?"
They people: "No."
How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb? None, they can't change anything.
I am just kidding, you know gay jokes aren't funny, come on guys.
What's the difference between a human and a potato? There is none, you can eat both.