Nobody people on the titanic: * SCREAMING INTENSIFIES*
Why can't orphans be gay?
That have nobody to call"DADDY~"
A local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around, that they offered a standing bet of one thousand dollars that their bartender can squeeze a lemon dry until all the juice ran into a glass, and anyone who could squeeze one more drop of juice out would win the money. Many people had tried but failed. Over time Weight Lifters, Lumberjacks, men in the Army, and Etc. But still, nobody could do it. One day, a scrawny little man came in wearing thick glasses and a cheap suit and said in a tiny squeaky voice, "I'd like to try the bet". After the laughter had died down the bartender said "okay" and he grabbed a lemon and squeezed away. Then he handed the wrinkled remains of the Rhine to the little man. But the crowd's laughter turned to Total silence as the man clenched his fist around the lemon and six drops fell into the glass. As the crowd cheered, the bartender paid the one thousand dollars and asked the little man, "What do you do for a living? Are you a lumberjack a weight lifter or what?". The man simply replied, "I work for the IRS".
my life
why did the orphan didnt do the work because when the teacher says they would call your mum or dad there nobody to call
Why can't orphans be gay They have nobody to call daddy
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Why was the skeleton sad at the dance: Because it had (nobody) to go with.
Look behind you there is Stephen hawking- nobody
what do you and Joe Biden have in common
nobody love you or him
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joe mama so fat when she told a joke nobody laughed but the floor was cracking up
nobody: Jfk: :) hi guys JFK's killer: ayo look at this shit i just hit a clip
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could count bars like NOBODY’S BUSINESS
Why can't orphan be gay
They have nobody to call daddy
How is the world like a box of crayons? - Nobody likes the white ones And a side note, It's multi colored
Nobody: The crickets in the back: talk talk talk Me: JOE MAMA OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Why cat I be gay.....I have nobody to call"daddy"
me imaging how batman hairline looks like nobody: me:his hairline kinda do looks like a batman symbol
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