Why cant orphans have sex
Because there is nobody to call daddy
What's one advantage of being an orphan? Nobody can make it mama jokes about you.🌚
My sis is very funny. Her fave joke is:
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Mr. Nobody." "Mr. Nobody who?" "I just told you!"
Nobody knows how bad you smell.
*at school*
Nobody: Do you want nuts?
Me: Wait, you have some?
Nobody: Yeah, they're my own.
Me: :0
Why is an orphan bad at hide-and-seek?
Because nobody will actually look for them.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "Daddy~"
Nobody: People on the Titanic: *SCREAMING INTENSIFIES*
A local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing bet of one thousand dollars that their bartender could squeeze a lemon dry until all the juice ran into a glass, and anyone who could squeeze one more drop of juice out would win the money. Many people had tried but failed. Over time, weight lifters, lumberjacks, men in the Army, and etc. But still, nobody could do it.
One day, a scrawny little man came in wearing thick glasses and a cheap suit and said in a tiny squeaky voice, "I'd like to try the bet." After the laughter had died down, the bartender said, "okay," and he grabbed a lemon and squeezed away. Then he handed the wrinkled remains of the rhine to the little man. But the crowd's laughter turned to total silence as the man clenched his fist around the lemon and six drops fell into the glass. As the crowd cheered, the bartender paid the one thousand dollars and asked the little man, "What do you do for a living? Are you a lumberjack, a weight lifter, or what?" The man simply replied, "I work for the IRS."
I can tell why the Founding Fathers adopted the Constitution, because nobody likes it.
My life.
Why didn't the orphan do the work?
Because when the teacher says they would call your mum or dad, there's nobody to call.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
How to get rich Step 1: tell an orphan he will get a family Step 2: knock out the orphan Step 3: cut open the open the orphan Step 4: well there organs Step 5: do it again And nobody will call the cops cus they got no family
what do you and Joe Biden have in common
nobody love you or him
Why was the skeleton sad at the dance: Because it had (nobody) to go with.
Why can't orphan be gay
They have nobody to call daddy
joe mama so fat when she told a joke nobody laughed but the floor was cracking up
nobody: Jfk: :) hi guys JFK's killer: ayo look at this shit i just hit a clip
Look behind you there is Stephen hawking- nobody
