Nobody jokes
What do you call a person with nobody and no nose?
If someone says nobody asked, you could say, "Well, nobody asked for you to talk!"
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because there is nobody to call "daddy."
Why does Helen Keller loom in the toilet after taking a poop?
Nobody knows!
My teacher says no phones allowed. I say my phone is allowed because I’m nobody, Dania.
We should bully foster parents more for raising parent-less nobodies.
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows. No body, nose.
Why can't orphans sleep? Nobody can tuck them in.
Why are orphans lucky?
Because they can get in trouble and nobody can tell their parents.
I know why nobody likes my comments, because they got no sense of humor. That's why they dislike it. Now I know depression is a joke, a joke that never gets a laugh. =[ WHYYYY NO ONE LAUGH AT MY JOKES?
Nobody: People on the Titanic: *SCREAMING INTENSIFIES*
I was visiting an orphanage and started to pull in close to the building. My car hit 3 speed bumps, and it caught me off guard. I got out of my car, looked under my tire, and saw three orphans wedged in my tire. I started to get worried, but then I thought to myself... nobody will miss them.
NASA stands for "Nobody Already Seen Astronauts."
Why did orphans have to drink their own piss?
Because last time they went to the bar, they went with their dad and drank some Corona, then got drunk and started eating someone's toenails, so his dad went to go get the milk and everybody had to evacuate the bar. Then the orphan started walking on his teeth and got listed for the top ten wanted animals in the world, so then he felt wanted and went to go home and had nobody to go to, so he found the beer bottle he drunk out of and started pissing in it so he wouldn't die and loved it. So then someone saw him in the bushes pissing in a beer bottle then drinking, so the person who saw him started recording and posted it on YouTube, and the boy became famous, so now he can feel like he was wanted in life after daddy went to go get the milk, then the little boy became really rich.
Nobody:
The Vietcong when America lands on their beaches:
tReE pOwErS aCtIvAtE!
Cosmetic surgery used to be such a taboo subject. Now you can talk about Botox, and nobody raises an eyebrow.
*at school*
Nobody: Do you want nuts?
Me: Wait, you have some?
Nobody: Yeah, they're my own.
Me: :0
Not everyone is perfect. Just take Charles Manson, for example.
Part 2: He walks up to a stake and nails himself there. Then he finds the knife and says to someone to find a cake to celebrate his death, but everybody came. That was the sign that nobody loved him, and that's how you know if people love you.