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Nobody really liked our fireplace. So I turned it into a brick pizza oven. Idk why but now everyone likes our fireplace.
why did nobody believe the little girl who got raped?
She said a monster attacked her
why cant orphans sleep nobody can tuck them in
Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the udder side.
Nobody finds that one funny.
Why didn’t the skeleton go to the party : He had nobody to go with
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Why are orphans lucky? Because they can get in trouble and nobody can tell there parents.
Everybody asks "Whats up" but nobody asks "Whats down"
why did the woman feel ugly?
A. Nobody would even rape her
When in Poland people go to a house party, and the atmosphere is bad, nobody is talking, they say: "Is there a German here?"
This pastor decided to skip church one sunday morning and go play golf.
He told his assistant that he wasn't feeling well. He drove to a golf course in another city, so nobody would know him.
He teed off on the first hole. A huge gust of wind caught his ball, carried is an extra hundred yards and dropped it right in the hole, for a 450 yard hole in one.
An angel looked at God and said "What'd you do that for?" God smiled and said "Who's he going to tell?"
Normal person:"I'm perfect" Goth person:"nobody is"
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My dumb ass thinking i made a friend, oh ya i forgot literally nobody likes me!!!!
NASA stands for nobody already seen astronauts
Why could the orphan never be gay Because he had nobody to call daddy
Why do orphans that go to there friends house friends mom:go back to your house it’s late Finn wait can I have your moms phone number Finn friends mom: wait aren’t you a orfinn wait don’t you have a phone Finn? wait I forgot you don’t have a phone because nobody wanted to get you a phone or to get you
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Why are ninjas farts so dangerous because there silent and deadly
