Nobody jokes

I sometimes want rampage, but what good would that do?

I look for a way out, but there's not even a light shining through.

The times where all is dark, are the times that I need a mark.

Though people say that nobody will care, the truth is: there's always one who's fair.

That person may not be the one you expect, but I am here with a passion to redirect.

Once there was a time where I tried to end it all, because I only looked on the dark side.

Truth was I wanted to be heard, to be respected, to let someone know.

But that was in the past and this isn't about my dark ride, it's time for others to know that only a few words, can extinguish a glow.

Why are feminist rape claims never taken seriously? Nobody wants to rape fat, hairy gorillas.

What's Michael Jackson's favorite thing to do when nobody's home?

Beat it.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't wanna say this, but nobody cares about you.

I was visiting an orphanage and started to pull in close to the building. My car hit 3 speed bumps, and it caught me off guard. I got out of my car, looked under my tire, and saw three orphans wedged in my tire. I started to get worried, but then I thought to myself... nobody will miss them.

Your Mama so fat, when she fell on the sidewalk, nobody laughed but the sidewalk cracked up.

Nobody really liked our fireplace.

So I turned it into a brick pizza oven. Idk why, but now everyone likes our fireplace.

Why did nobody believe the little girl who got raped?

She said a monster attacked her.

What do you call a person with no body and no nose? "Nobody knows."

Why can't orphans sleep? Nobody can tuck them in.

Why did the woman feel ugly?

A. Nobody would even rape her.

Why didn’t the skeleton go to the party?

He had nobody to go with.

Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.

Nobody finds that one funny.

In my locality, there was an orphanage but everybody in the locality was really sexist too, so they had to change the orphanage into a brothel 'cause everybody took the boys away and nobody was taking the girls and the manager didn't want to waste any 14-year-old pussy, did he?

Why are orphans lucky?

Because they can get in trouble and nobody can tell their parents.

What do you call a man with no body and no nose?

Nobody knows.

Everybody asks, "What's up?" but nobody asks, "What's down?"

When in Poland people go to a house party, and the atmosphere is bad, nobody is talking, they say: "Is there a German here?"

This pastor decided to skip church one Sunday morning and go play golf.

He told his assistant that he wasn't feeling well. He drove to a golf course in another city, so nobody would know him.

He teed off on the first hole. A huge gust of wind caught his ball, carried it an extra hundred yards and dropped it right in the hole, for a 450 yard hole in one.

An angel looked at God and said "What'd you do that for?" God smiled and said "Who's he going to tell?"

My pal asked me why nobody wants to eat the spaghetti he makes in his restaurant.

Well, because it's impastable.