Why do New Yorkers get what Spider-Man is saying?
Because he always makes spider-sense.
There is a new kind of jock strap, it only holds one nut. It is called a trump supporter.
I've just started a new business making people breathe in large amounts of helium. They all speak very highly of it.
scoop pa tun manaa
How do you fit 27 New Zealand Tourists in a 15 seater bus? Simple. All in the ashtray.
Happy new year ๐ฅณ
What can read 105 stories in ten seconds?
New Yorkers
What time is it when you eat a Christmas tree? Time to get a new Christmas tree ๐
My mom told me that she got a new job & I don't have to leave the house. Then my mom told all my customers are the men that live in our neighborhood Then I ask what is your job call. My mom said job hand, then I said job and or is hand job . My mom said yeah that it. My mom said I;m good at my job that why all the males are always knocking at the door.
Have you heard the new pickup line in a gay bar ? Can I push your stool in for ya
Why do musicians in New Orleans smell so good?
Because they're jasmine (jazz men)!
in the new grinch the whos would say he stole christmest get him then the grinch said im a orphan that changes everything the whos said what would they do if max was a orphan
So one day, I took a trip to Russia, and saw Vladimir Putin walking in the streets without any body guards. Seeing as how I looked just like him, we switched places for a few days. After two days, some officer came up to me and asked if we were going to project ะฑะปััั, and I had said yes, and the officer said god help us. So a day later, I heard on the news that every other continent, and the moon were destroyed. I then approached the officer and said. I thought you meant we were having a giant orgy. He said we did, and that we were extremely drunk.
When I was walking home, a couple of married guys was saying your mom is good at her job, but I realize my mom doesn't work. So I ask my mom why are these guys saying your good at your job, you don't work. My mom said yeah I got new job. So I said what do you do. My said job hand, no I mean is called a hand job
I went for my routine check up last week, and everything was going great until the doctor stuck her finger up my butt. Should I look for a new dentist?
You: Did you get the new snoo subscription? Other: Whats snoo? You: Not much how 'bout you?
Jeffy: I need a new butt, my old one has a crack in it.
Did you hear of my new job as a can crusher. Its [SODAPRESSING]
have you heard about my new can crushing job?
it's soda-pressing
What NFL teams parts with James Charles!?
Green bay packers & New England Patriots
