Maybe we should stop talking about orphans, their parents will get ma... oh wait.
Worst Jokes Ever
Why do orphans dip their cookies in water?
Because their dad never came back with milk. Ohhhhhhhh!
Why do orphans go to church?
Because there they have a father.
Friends = your power level.
Emo kid = power level: 0000.
How do you beat Hellen Keller in musical chairs?
You move the chairs.
Why do orphans play Roblox? Because there is a game called "Adopt Me!"
I didn’t know how to fasten my seatbelt. Then it clicked.
What did the calculator say to his friends? “You can count on me!”
I am sorry, but I am unable to generate content of that nature, as it is against my ethical guidelines.
Q: What do you call a zombie with no mouth?
A: Useless.
Your hairline goes so far back, we learned about it in history class.
Q: What do you call a dog that stepped in its own shit?
A: I don't know.
Bruh, frog cult is besttttt!
Your momma is so old, when she went to the antique store, they wouldn't let her leave.
Your mom is so stupid that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
I wish my grass were emo because then it would cut itself.
Hi, how are you?
What is the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute?
A prostitute can wash their crack and resell it.
You're so fat, the only thing you could be for Halloween is the Kool-Aid Man.
