Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the orphan have an empty bowl?
Because they already ate their supper.
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello from the other side.
(Omg omg literally dislike I'm so cringe!)
When the school shooter says to get on the ground, but the sped kid thinks it's Simon Says!
Two teenagers were raping an 11-year-old girl in an alley, so I stepped in to help. The little bitch didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.
Yo mama is so fat that her wheelchair had to be made into a couch!
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can't find home.
Yo mama so fat that when she went into a crowd wearing a blue shirt, everyone yelled, "Tsunami!"
How are you and an orphan similar?
Both of your fathers are invisible.
Do you play COC?
Because it’s a pretty good game.
You realize we are tolerating you, right?
Why is "dark" spelled with a K and not a C?
Because you can't see in the dark.
Why is American bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
Why did the pig decline to go to the farmer's house?
He would take him to a "pignic."
Orphans are monkeys.
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.
"Curry muncher!"
Q: What's the difference between LeBron James and a priest?
A: The size of balls they play with.
My son caught me masturbating. He asked me, "What are you doing?" and I said, "Don't worry, son, you'll be doing it soon." He asks, "Why is that?" and I said, "My arm's getting tired."
Q: Why don't Indians play soccer?
A: Because every time they're in the corner, they open a store.
Q: How do you knock out 26 kids in one punch?
A: You give them a Sandy Hook.