What does a pedophile call an orphanage?
A supermarket.
Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the orphan stop playing baseball?
Because baseball has a home, and an orphan does not.
Laugh now.
A depressed kid went to go high five a tree.
But the tree left him hanging.
What is the difference between Clash Royale and the Twin Towers?
Clash Royale still has a tower.
What did the tower say to its twin? "Hey, is that a plane?"
I don't know what an HD is, but my doctor says I have 80 of 'em'.
The only doctor you have is Doctor Pepper.
You're so fat, that you're fat.
Dad: Hey, uh... you're adopted.
Dog: *frown*
"Wow... That ship is beautiful! I wonder what will happen if I ram into it..." - Iceberg, 1912.
I once saw a kid walking down the street crying. So I asked them, "Hey kid, where are your parents?" And he started to cry even more...
"Huh. I wonder why he was so sad..." I said as I walked into the orphanage.
Yo mama is so stupid, she thought Instagram was a weed delivery service.
Why did the orphans miss most of the basketball games?
They missed the homecoming games.
What do me and an emo kid have in common:
We both like to hang.
Your hairline so far back, it's a wide receiver for the Minnesota Vikings.
Why is America bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost two towers.
A blind man was walking into a fish market. He took a deep breath and said, “Good morning, ladies!”
Yo mama so ugly, when she went to the ugly club, they said, "Sorry, professionals only!"
Your mom checked for your hairline, but she could not find it.
The only letters in the alphabet that you know are "KFC."
