Worst Jokes Ever
1 like = 1 more missile aimed at a hospital.
Why do orphans play with boomerangs?
Because they come back.
A bully says, "I get 10x more girls than you" to a gay kid.
Then the gay kid says, "10 X 0 is still 0."
Kids in wheelchairs can't stand up for themselves if there's a bully.
Spongebob and Jacko have one thing in common.
They both routinely place meat in small buns.
The twin towers were the best soldiers ever. Stand together, fall together!
Study tip: Laminate your notes so they don't get damaged by the tears!
A magician walks up to a girl and asks her to feel the rabbit in the magician's hat.
The magician asks the girl to rub the rabbit. The girl notices the rabbit sticks up and drools; the hat was covering the hips.
Roses are red,
romance is dead,
every day I suffer from existential dread.
How do you get a woman to give head? Force it down her throat and hold the back of her head. Make her gag for a little and then pull out. Do this over and over for 30 seconds or so. If she doesn't open up, choke her and force her mouth open.
Woman aren't human anyways... lol.
Why can't 12 boys go down the elevator? Because they have nothing to press the buttons.
What happens when you find a bomb at your local bazaar?
It becomes a flee market.
When is a rapist safe around children?
When his plans are oven ready.
What's the #1 rule of kidnapping prevention?
Don't get carried away!
Are suicide bombers taught properly how to fly, or...
Are they just given a quick crash course?
How do you know all suicide bombers self-identify as being old?
They are all boomers in the end.
Your forehead got a restraining order from your hairline.
What's a suicide bomber's biggest fear?
Dying alone.
Where do terrorists go for a drink?
At the Allahu-ak Bar.
What did the terrorist do when his kidneys failed?
Dial-ISIS!