What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair? (RC-XD)
Worst Jokes Ever
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Kid: Hey, Mum, why are we pushing the car off the cliff?
Mum: Shut up, son, you’ll wake your father!
Why does an emo wish they were a fish?
Because they're underwater.
Chuck Norris can toss Jupiter at the Sun with his bare hands.
And he still cannot win a fighting match against Bruce Lee.
Nazis have marched in Melbourne. Are you sure Eric Clapton and Carrie Underwood are not touring in Australia?
What did Mickey Mouse say to Minnie Mouse: "I don't use condoms; I use my drawbridge."
Why can't Chinese people play football? They will eat the bat.
Why is Gennis gay?
Why is Gennis gay?
Advice to the Clown telling all of the "Orphan Jokes":
If it's NOT "Funny", then DON'T POST IT!
Why do some people keep posting lame jokes about 9/11?
Answer; Because they are STUPID LOSERS!
Why do Inbred White Trash Racists talk so much shit?
Answer: Because deep down inside, they KNOW that they are nothing but PATHETIC LOSERS!
Isn't it ridiculous to hear INBRED WHITE TRASH RACISTS talking $#iT about OTHER "Cultures"?
Why do black people call each other brothers? Because they don't know who their fathers are.
What do you say when Jack's late to sex ed?
"Aye-jack-you-late!"
Wanna see a joke I found? *shows mirror*
What do you call a low budget terrorist attack?
7/11
Did you hear about the terrorist comedian?
He was actually quite funny...
He just blew the delivery.
(I'll show myself out).
A boy in nursery asked a girl out. She ran away crying in fear, so he just went back to teaching.
