Worst Jokes Ever

What’s one thing that an orphan can never get in poker?

A full house.

Orphan: Can I come over?

Girl: Yeah, but you have to bring your parents.

Roses are red, balls are round, skirts are up, panties are down, belly to belly, skin to skin, when it's stiff, stick it in.

Are you a school bus? Because I want to fill you with kids.

I was playing football and this guy comes to me, he was in a wheelchair.

We started playing rocket league.

Yo Mama so thin, when she signed up to be a stripper she became the pole

You're so ugly that they faked a whole pandemic just so you can put on a mask to cover that ugly-ass face.

(Best pick-up line ever). Your body is like 9/11. I wanna crash into your twin towers. 😏

How do sick Mexicans say hello?

"Ebola."

Yo mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

Because they don’t have a home to run to.

Q: Why are orphans so successful? A: Because when they were younger, they got told, "Go big or go home," and only had one option.

"Hi, this is Dave's orphanage—you make it, we take it."

Yo mama's so fat, when she wants to take a bath, they need to make more H2O.

What is Saturn's favorite movie?

Lord of the Rings.

I told an orphan there were 363 days in a year.

If ugliness was a brick, you would be the Great Wall of China.

My grandpa said, "You kids rely on too much electronics." I said, well we will see about that. *unplugging life support* me: *oops*

Peyk 47 said that Kobe Bryant is not a legend, but he is.

Today is Good Friday, so there will be no meat for us to eat. Instead, we have to do what lesbians do and eat fish.