Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a child with no family?
Names.
If I like having sex and get with 15 people, are they getting sexified?
What do you call a Muslim sleepover?
Osamas in Pajamas.
What is the difference between a gay person and a refrigerator?
The refrigerator doesn’t start moaning and groaning when you try to put the meat in.
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow kids thought they were mini school buses.
Make him read a book.
You guys, this is my last time publishing something here. You guys have been sending rude comments, and I need to work on my mental health. Goodbye.
Hey, guys! Just a quick reminder to spread kindness today and treat others how you want to be treated!
Rate your day on a scale of 1-10 in the comments below. Mine was about a 7. Also, can you guys please comment [on] what you guys want me to cover in these little messages? Sometimes it's hard to tell if you guys like that I'm doing this kind of stuff or not.
What's a lesbian's favorite weapon?
A finger-gun👉👌
What's a lesbian's favorite weapon?
A finger gun.
Man: *steals drink*
Boy: bro😭😭
Man: Why are u crying over a drink?
Boy: That had drugs.
Man: ....
Yo mama so stupid, she put a ruler under a pillow to see how long she slept.
If you got a crush and you are a 👧🏻 girl, let him lick 👅 your vagina.
What's one similarity between the twin towers and gender?
There used to be 2, and now it's a sensitive subject.
Orphans have 362 days in a year because they don’t have a Mother’s or Father’s Day and no birthday.
Yo mama so fat, she stepped on earth and the earth cracked.
Yo mama so stupid, she failed a survey.
Yo mama so ugly, she looks like a green bean with googly eyes.
Yo mama so old, her birth certificate expired.
Yo mama so ugly, when she was born, the doctor tried to put her back in.