Worst Jokes Ever
Too many people.
Not enough VooDoo dolls.
"I've only been ripped off twice in my life. The first time was when I ordered three kebabs and they only delivered two. The second time was when we signed Cristiano Ronaldo."
-Al Nassr owner
Me: I found a group of furries in the woods.
Voice in back: Well, it looks like we're going huntin'.
Why do orphans go to the ancient pyramids for vacation?
In hope to find a mummy.
Guy: You won't eat a human, so why do you eat meat?
Other Guy: It is bold of you to think I won't eat a human.
I work on medicine; my job is to smell it to see if it's bad :)
Your mom is so ugly when she tried to enter the ugly contest, they said they don't allow professionals.
Yo mama is so fat when she stepped on the scale, it said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A milkshake.
What did the evil chicken lay?
Deviled eggs.
Had an amazing night with this girl, woke up, and it was my aunt. Now I’m in love.
My grandma walked up on my doorstep and I grabbed my bible... I thought she was a smurf...
Your hairline is like Mr. Clean's... nonexistent!
Yo mama so stupid, she bought a solar powered flashlight.
Yo mama so fat, her cereal bowl has a lifeguard.
Yo mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
What is my most popular side of myself?
Suicide.
I'm pretty sure that 9/11 was the biggest game of Jenga ever recorded in history.
Somebody: Do you even eat and get sleep?
Me: I have depression, what do you think?!
What's the similarity between my son and a rug from eBay? I asked for a refund.