What's big and white and can't climb trees?
A fridge.
Worst Jokes Ever
What's common in vampires and American kids?
They both don't get old.
Ching chong China.
Jing jong Japan.
Ting tong Taiwan.
Hing hong Hong Kong.
King kong Korea.
Your mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale the doctor asked for her weight, not her phone number.
Sonic says if you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because I can’t hit a home run. 💀💀💀
Women are like iPhones, you have to touch them all over before they respond. Men are like Blackberrys, rub one ball and everything moves!
Q: How do you make an emo kid happy?
A: Give them a Happy Meal.
How do you confuse a blonde?
Tell them to stand in the corner in a round room.
On 9/11, the New Yorks lost to the Jets.
If a physically handicapped gay white male is sitting on the toilet in the handicapped stall, and if you are a gay white male that is well-endowed that is not physically handicapped, and if you want the physically handicapped gay white male who is sitting on the toilet in the handicapped stall to suck your dick, what do you do to convince him to suck your dick if you have a hard on and your horny as hell?
Put $25.00 under the handicapped stall before you put your dick under the handicapped stall.
I tried to high-five my emo friend, but he just left me hanging.
what's the difference between an emo and an apple? the apple falls to the ground while the emo just hangs there.
What meds do snakes with ADHD take?
Adder-all.
Son: Dad, I had sex for the first time.
Dad: Would you like to talk about it?
Son: Sure.
Dad: Sit down and let's talk about it.
Son: I can't, my butt hurts.
I threw a gay person into a fire. Now we call him LGBBQ.
We should stop being mean to orphans.
We should be cruel instead.
What did Stephen Hawking see before he died?
The blue screen of death.
What do you call a pregnant slave?
Buy 1 get 1 free.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
