Worst Jokes Ever
Why can't orphans go on school trips?
Parent's signature.
"UwU my balls says mommy."
"Wait, what?" says Jonny. "That's not my mommy!"
Your forehead is so big, it gets home 50 min before you do.
Yo mama is so ugly that Rick Astley gave her up.
Yo mama is so fat, she gave a memory foam mattress Alzheimer's.
Your mom's so poor, she chased the garbage truck with her grocery list.
Yo mama is so retarded, they tell her it was gonna be chilly outside, she went and got a bowl!
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, and I got plane'd.
What do you call field day in Africa?
The Hunger Games.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They wanted pepperoni, but got plane instead.
My grandfather killed Hitler.
Get it? Get it?
Yo mama so fat that when she sits on the beach, she sinks!
What is the only part of a vegetable you can’t eat?
The wheelchair.
What’s the difference between a pig and Maddie McCann?
Least a pig had an apple in its mouth when it was spit roasted.
What does RIP stand for on Maddie's head stone?
Raped in Portugal!
What do birds and autistic people have in common?
They both flap their arms.
Every zodiac sign has a hairstyle, except Cancer.
My hairline may be straight, but I’m not.
Jeffrey Dahmer likes his men how he likes his coffee: black and ground up.
Why can’t USA and England play chess?
The USA has no towers, and England doesn’t have a queen.