Worst Jokes Ever
What did the shell say to the shell?
"Shell you later."
Joke Tide.
Q: What do you call a pervert with no legs?
A: A creepy crawly.
Your mama is so ugly whenever she threw a boomerang, it refused to come back.
Why do apple trees like emo kids?
Because they like to play yoyo with them.
Spell fuzz.
Okay, F-U-Z-Z, which also, it sounds like "F U Z's."
Stalin asked Hitler if he wants to hear a joke.
Hitler says, “Yes.”
Stalin then says, “Moscow.” Hitler replies with “I don’t get it?”
Stalin laughs for a long time and says, “And you never will.”
Yo mama is so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
Ur hairline is like a Fortnite map at the start of a new season waiting to be identified.
Your forehead and your hairline must be friends, because they go way back!
My plants in my garden are like the Twin Towers; neither of them fell, just the flowers.
"Watch out, plane! Wait, really? I ordered pepperoni."
Your mom is so fat that when she went on top of one of the Twin Towers, it collapsed.
What do you call a surprised Chinese man?
Answer: Ho Lee Fuk.
Four men were asked if they could have something with their cousin for €500.
The first replied: "For 500€? Of course!"
The second said: "I'd do it for free!"
The third replied: "I would even give her 200€!"
The fourth replied: "With my ex? Never!"
Time flies by, doesn’t it?
But the plane in 9/11 didn’t.
I went to the tattoo shop and asked for a skull.
A Jewish guy behind me said, "A skull? Back in my day, we could only get numbers!"
What’s the difference between a Catholic and a rabbit?
One has kids to protect from predators, and the other has kids for predators.
What's the difference between me and a rope?
A rope will hang with you.
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
They actually come back.