Worst Jokes Ever
I’m always the first person in line at school for lunch.
I just cut everyone.
What war did the black community win?
The Obama era. Only to lose to a smarter white person.
I put the fun in dysfunctional.
Did you hear about the man who jumped off a bridge in France? He was in Seine.
Hellen Keller walked into a bar, then a chair, then a table.
What bee can't fly?
Koby.
Not a joke.
Any girls looking for a steamy hot man?
You should watch Ryan ToysReview because he's not mean; he's a very nice boy.
"What did one wall say to the other?"
"I'll meet you at the corner!"
Bitches be like "you're racist." You're right, and I'm gonna win.
Why can’t Chinese people have a white baby?
Because two wongs don’t make a white.
Why were there only 3,000 Mexicans at the Battle of the Alamo?
'Cause they only had 4 trucks.
If you don’t like mowing your lawn, just get emo grass! It cuts itself!
What do you call the fighters with an extra chromosome?
Downy unstopables.
My father was a great pilot. He died on 9/11.
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
"How do you breathe through that tiny thing?"
I hope Death is a woman.
That way, it will never come for me.
What do you call a baby Mexican? A paragraph because they aren’t a full essay.
Why are Americans stupid? They shoot everyone that goes to school.
Son: Dad, I think I got a girl pregnant.
Dad: Well, is she already part of the family?
Son: Yes, why?
Dad: Then there’s no need to be worried.