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Your hairline left you because you were too ugly for your push back hairline.

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👨 👨 What does the initials GOP stand for?

👬 Gay man On Penis.

I noticed my friend's hairline yesterday. I could tell it was a Supercuts hair salon haircut, so how I could tell was 'cuz it was super alright, super lame.

Why did the basketball player not get on the bus?

Because he couldn’t be caught travelling! 😂

I told a blind man to read more, so he grabbed my arm and read the whole dictionary.

What do the initials BIBLE stand for?

"Bullshit In Book Lacking Evidence."

Your leg is straighter than James Charles.

I’m not funny! Please do not laugh at my jokes! But do check them out, they’re very unpredictable. Read them, do not laugh, they’re jokes, do not laugh at them!

Someone: hah- Me: NO DON’T YOU DARE!😠😠

Me: What do we need from there? I have a few things to do before I head out to the store, and then I will be home to pick up the stuff.

Random person: What stuff? 🤨

Me: What?

The person: You said you’re going to pick up “the stuff”!!! What do you mean by that?!

Me: Colourful flamingo fart.

What are the odds of you being in a relationship that is going on in the next few months?

Technoblade should have drank milk. Would have gotten rid of all his status effects!

You're so fat, you have your own gravitational pull.

Lions = gay pride.

What makes you guys high?

I get high when I have a dead fish in my lunchbox.

More random keyboard words made into sentences:

This was a joke that was made by someone who had never been to the game before, but who was the first person to make it into a game of game with the intention of being able to play the first person who played it.

Random words in my keyboard:

The most annoying part of this game has always been that the players don’t know how much time it takes to get to the table before you start playing them.