Worst Jokes Ever

How is being gay like a geology class?

You get to lick all the rocks you want.

I went to a seafood shop.

I pulled a muscle.

How is being gay like a geology class? You can lick all the rocks you want.

Two skeleton brothers are talking.

1st bro: "Hey, get up! You and do some exercise! You are so heavy, you weigh a ton!"

2nd bro: "A skele-TON :)"

My pencil sharpener broke, so now my pencil is pointless.

I have 25 friends in the alphabet.

But I don't know why.

I wondered why the ball was getting bigger... then it hit me.

What? Gay

PURDGAY

How to make a baby make funny faces?

Put it feet first in a blender.

How do you fit 15 babies into a shoe box?

A blender.

How do you get them out of the shoe box? A straw.

My son.

My dick.

Robert doesn’t see people, the man just sees meals.

Yo mama so fat, she got more rolls than the sand dunes.

The cancer patient asked the doctor how many more months he had to live. The doctor replied, "Tu-more."

What did one lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire?

Same time next month?

How many Americans does it take to fill the Grand Canyon?

4

Yo mama is so stupid, she shoved two double A batteries up her butt and said, “I’ve got the power!”

Life is like giving head... it always sucks.

What do you call a person with no arms or legs at your front door? Mat.