Worst Jokes Ever

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What did Sarah get for Christmas? I dunno, she hasn't opened it yet.

Knock knock...

Who's there?

Not Sarah.

What bounces up and down at 100 miles per hour?

A baby tied to the back of a pick up truck.

Why is 6 scared of 7?

Because 7 8 9.

Guess McAfee doesn’t clear all computer viruses.

"Guess how I got to Germany so fast?"

"Because I was Russian!"

The reason why the "eating a tide pod" trend ended so fast is because everyone that did it died.

Son: Mom, I did the test and I have cancer!

Mom: YOU HAVE CANCER?!

Son: Mom, as my zodiac symbol...

Mom:....

Why did the doorbell have a good sense of humor?

Because it got everybody's pokes!

Stephen Hawking walked into a bar. Just kidding :(

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But why?

A man walked into a fleshlight and died.

What type of bee makes milk?

A boobee.

Joke: Why did the gym close down?

– It just didn’t work out.

Looks like I lost an electron, I should keep a better ion them.

My friends say they don’t like my skeleton puns.

I should put a little more backbone into them.

I am a big fan of whiteboards. I find them quite re-markable.

My friend had a drink called Quick Start, so I said, "That's a quick start to the morning!"

What do a "transgender" woman's favorite song and his/her last online order have in common?

~they're both a dick in a box.

How do you get a squirrel down from a tree?

You pull down your pants and show it your nuts.