Worst Jokes Ever
How can you tell if a gay guy has a high sperm count?
Chew when you swallow!
I told my friend that someone accused him of blowing dead bears. I said I defended him by responding that I saw 1 get up and walk away.
What did the cops do when 600 hares escaped the zoo?
The cops had to comb the area.
Where do alien cows come from?
- The Milky Way.
Where do Down syndrome kids go shopping downtown?
I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger, then it hit me.
Tada mun ang hai jiwain taage naal khota bania Honda ae.
Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell?
Because it’s a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.
I got udder jokes too.
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers.
Want to hear a joke? It's called life.
What job lets you kill the most people?
An abortion doctor.
I'm so lonely, even the alphabet says "Hi."
JK.
My mom told me she couldn't open the garage door. Then it opened up to me that it wasn't broke anymore.
Oh baby, there's about to be 7 planets because I'm gonna destroy Uranus.
An obese, depressed mother is trying to tie a noose, but can't reach it, so she calls her son for help.
*A few minutes later*
son: There.
mother: Where did you learn to tie such a good noose?
son: Dad showed me before he died.
mother: DAMN HIM TO HE- *slips and the noose chokes her to death*
Ahhhhhhhhhh, ma bored.
What does a grape do if a rhino is about to squash it?
Nothing, it just lets out a little wine.
Becoming a vegetarian is a huge missed steak.
Last time I got caught stealing a calendar, I got 12 months.