Worst Jokes Ever
What's black and screams?
Stevie Wonder answering the iron.
A boy went to a costume party with a girl on his back. Someone asked him what he was supposed to be. He answered, "A turtle."
"Then why do you have a girl on your back?" the guy asked again.
The boy answered, "It's Michelle."
Why did the ox get kicked out of the herd?
Because it wasn't being an ox, it was being a butt-ox...!
There are two cows in a field. One says to the other, "I'm cold. Are you cold?"
The other cow says, "Yeah, I'm Fresian."
Who did Stephen Hawking love more than anyone else?
His wife, "Eye," who was also bad at running.
I told my dad, "I just thought of something funny." He said, "Your face?"
I fucked my mom.
I searched on Google, "How to start a wildfire?"
I got 39,300,000 matches.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
I am gay, so are you.
The DNA told the tailor he couldn't find his genes.
The DNA told the tailor that he couldn't find his genes.
I made someone a PB and J sandwich... they died.
"and i oop"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sally.
Sally who?
You're going to bed right now.
"Dick, you're fired."
"I'd buy that for a dollar."
What game hurts you the more stages you survive?
Cancer.
What did the stop sign say to the street sign when he couldn't read a map?
"Can you give me some pointers?"
A retard walks into a bar.
Bartender: Hey, retard retard retard retard retard retard retard retard retard retard retard!
Thank you for listening to joke, sincerely - Jokeman87848584
if an atom makes up everything im still suprised how it made ur mom
How come when women decide to kill their unborn baby it's a "choice"? But when I decide to drive my car into a playground full of children it's called "murder."