Worst Jokes Ever
How do you make any salad a Caesar salad?
Stab it 23 times!
Your career might be in the north, but it's going south :)
Just because you have a career in the North doesn't mean you are North Korean.
Why are you censoring my friend Franz? He's just making jokes, but you admins get offended too easily, f*cktards!
Why are we depressed? Is it because of that bully in your school, or because you have acne? How about when you listen to your sad song playlist? Maybe it's because you have no friends? Or is it the fact your anime girlfriend is fake? T^T
"Penis equals power, pussy equals wussy."
What did the man say to his wife? "Make me a damn sandwich, woman!"
You know a baby bottle looks kinda like a penis... Also sausage and hotdogs too.
What's the worst living thing on planet earth?
Humans.
Why the f was my shooting joke removed? It was funny, and this is obviously a website for morbid humor. WTF, I mean, worstjokesever.com. Come on...
ICH BIN GOTT.
My dad is a pussy.
What's the difference to a kamikaze and bin Ladin?
Bin Ladin survived when he went into a building. I have aids.
What did the one ocean say to the other? Nothing, it just waved.
What does a cow use in school? A cowculator.
Before: Caring & Noble.
After: Chernobyl.
Chris Brown, More like Chris Brownie hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe!
What's the difference between Hitler and Logan Paul? At least Hitler had respect for the Japanese!
A 60-year-old man is walking along a deserted road with a 12-year-old boy. It’s getting dark, and the boy says, “Hey mister, it’s getting dark and I’m scared.”
The man replies, “You’re scared? I’ve got to walk back to town alone!”
I complimented my neighbor's skeleton decoration for Halloween, but they just told me that it's their anorexic daughter.