Worst Jokes Ever

What kind of fish comes out at night?

A starfish.

All the traffic stopping the cars, how do you spell that without any R’s?

That.

Doing well

What made me laugh?

The fact that my life is a joke."

What is a dog?

An animal.

What time is it when you say "bad day?"

What is your name?

I love ❤️ going to school 🏫.

What time is it when you walk out to the school?

Time to go to school!

Stephanie

What is a car that runs and can't?

What is a difference between a tree and a car? A car 🚙 can drive and [a] tree 🌲 can not drive.

Hi 👋

What time is it?

Who thinks that dogs bark to munch?

What time do dogs 🐕 get a walk done ✅?

Time to walk with your dog 🐶!

What time is it when you say I can’t walk anymore? Time to get a wheelchair 🦼.

What is the difference between a magic house 🏠 and a human?

A magic house 🏡 can fly, but a human cannot fly.

What time is it when you cannot walk? Time to get a wheelchair 🦽.

What time is it when you get mad 😡 at school? Time to calm down.

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