Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Cop

    • So, there was this cop on the top bunk of a bunk bed.

    Another cop walks in and sits on the bottom bunk and the cop on the top bunk bed said, "You're under a-rest."

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    • Baby

    • What’s the difference between morbid humor and dark humor?

    Dark humor is 10 babies in one trash can, and morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans.

    Dad

    • My dad came over late at night. He was drunk. He started telling me how useless I was. Then I went to the kitchen, grabbed a knife, and stabbed him in the chest 47 times.

    Three minutes later, he died. Now I’m losing my mind and cutting myself.

    Orphan

    • If you ever get bored, tell an orphan to take two days off their calendar. If they ask why, say, "Because you're missing Father's Day and Mother's Day."

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    • Nun

    • What's the difference between a nun and a prostitute taking a bath?

    The nun has a soul full of hope...

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    • Skeleton

    • Friend 1: How can the skeleton tell it was going to rain?

    Me: He could feel it in his bones.

    Friend 1: No, he read the forecast, you fucking idiot!

    Heheh ;3

    Helicopter

    • A rich girl is flying on his helicopter when suddenly it crashes, killing everyone. What was the last thing that went through her head?

    The helicopter blade!

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