Worst Jokes Ever
What is your favorite name?
Amy has.
What is your favorite color?
What do you call a tree?
Love you.
What time is it?
What time is it when you can drive home from phone?
Also, not love everyone.
I love everyone.
I had a good day.
I love animals!
What is a kid who loves school?
A smart kid.
What is the difference between a tree and a school?
A school is for kids, and a tree is for birds.
What does a Chinese machine gun sound like? "ching chong ching chong tang tang."
Why did the monkey take his banana to the doctor?
Because it wasn’t peeling good.
What is a monkey’s 🐒 favorite dance move?
The banana 🍌 split.
I can hear the whole world booing me.
What is the octopus's favorite shape?
An octagon.
org.springframework.beans.factory.BeanCreationException: Error creating a bean with name X.
What did the kangaroo say to the elephant? Hi up there!
What’s the difference between a mediocre thief and professional thief?
The mediocre thief will say “give me all your money!”
And a professional thief will say “sign here please.”