Worst Jokes Ever

Koalas are weird. Why? I don't know!

Have you ever stepped foot in Stephen Hawking's house? 'Cause he hasn't either.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the retard's house.

Knock knock. Who's there?

The chicken...

What is the difference between a human and a tree? A human can walk and you can drive.

I did a walk today, but I had a walk home from a walk. Walk today, but it when.

Hi 👋 ooooo has tyyyyyyyyuyuyu

What is a good night's sleep?

"Good night night love ❤️"

What is the difference between a human and a tree and yyyyy night I can drive yyy earth 🌏?

🏧gvgffgtyuhihihguggu

Hi 👋! I love 💕 you! Ooooooo!

Who is chicken's favorite actor?

James Cor-hen!

Chode.

What is the difference between a human and a tree?

And walk, walk home, and...

What did the traffic light 🚦 say to the car 🚗? Don’t look, I’m about to change!

What school did we say it was today? What did the snow say? "I love!"

What is tyyyyyyyyu?

When I went to the doctor, he pulled his wife in and said, "What do you see?"

I replied, "A fat bitch." He said, "Ok, your eyesight is perfect."

1. Your face is so ugly, I thought it was deformed. It probably was anyways.

2. Even if Donald Trump had time to build a wall, it was probably so you won't squish us with your fatass.

If someone says your face is deformed, just say that's what happens when I look at you.

Welcome.

I think there will be many more jokes afoot! 👣

What should you name a dog without any legs?

It doesn't really matter. No matter what you yell, he's not coming.