Worst Jokes Ever
What do cats eat for breakfast?
"Mice Krispies!"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They never hit home.
Why did the boy throw the clock out the window?
He wanted to see time fly.
What's 2+2?
4.
What can you do for a magic house?
Make it fly!
What has legs but can't walk?
A veteran.
What is the difference between a human and a magic car 🚗?
A magic car can fly, and a house 🏡 cannot fly.
What time is it when you walk into a wall? Time to get to bed!
Kobe was on fire before his death. He was on fire after too.
Why was the sun ☀️ mad at the clouds ☁️?
Because the clouds kept throwing shade.
Why did the OREO go to the dentist?
Because he needed a filling. 😂
In English class, the teacher says, "Kids, you need to say the alphabet. Okay, Sally, you first." Sally says, "Okay, a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z." The teacher says, "Good job, Sally." Then the teacher called on four other students who got it right. Then the teacher called on Little Johnny. The teacher says, "Little Johnny, say the alphabet." Little Johnny says, "b c e f g h i j k l m n o p s v w x y z." The teacher says, "No, Johnny, that's not right." Johnny says, "Oh, I forgot, u r a q t." The teacher says, "No, still not right, and thank you." Johnny says, "Oh, I’ll give you the d later." The class laughs and the teacher says, "Go to the office now."
What is a superhero’s 🦸♀️ favorite drink?
Fruit punch!
What's the difference between a Lambo and a pile of dead kids?
I don't have a Lambo in my garage.
What is you main food?
Me: Pizza cause I'm cheesy.
Friend: Chocolate chips cause I have a lot of friends.
Girlfriend: Donut cause I have a lot of cream.
What do you call a giraffe without a bowtie? Neck-ed.
Why did the credit card go to jail?
'Cuz it was guilty as charged!
What do a bag of chips and a gun have in common?
When you pull either one out in class, everyone all of a sudden wants to be your friend...
If my cat were a cactus, doesn't that make him the catus?
If my cat was a cactus, doesn't that make him a catus?