Worst Jokes Ever
My sis was funny but sad because I have a boy and she doesn't.
Ariana-Chat now!
Quote for the day.
I looked this quote up, but it really is a good thing, just for starters.
"Sometimes you will never know the VALUE of a moment until it becomes a MEMORY."
Also, loving is so much more to give instead! Always remember to love!!! Best-Gwen :)
Women are only for sex!
They are good for cooking and sex!
Nothing but those things.
I looked this quote up, but it really is a good thing, just for starters.
"Sometimes you will never know the VALUE of a moment until it becomes a MEMORY."
Freshfry, are you there? I really want to talk to you!
Love, Gwen.
What's another place orphans can't work at besides SC Johnson?
The Home Depot.
My dad is Al-Qaeda, and he even took a plane trip to New York in 2001.
For people who love Gwen and think she is the best person on this website, comment if so.
"This isn't the first time my husband's cheated on me, but you're my sister! You'd better have a better explanation than this magic lamp."
"You know how you have to be specific making wishes? Well, I was really horny and asked the genie to have the world's biggest penis....ended up with a concert pianist that's seven foot tall. Nice guy. Next time I tried, I asked for the world's biggest cock, that was fun but the poor rooster died. So I asked for the world's biggest dick and that's how I ended up on top of your husband."
Joe Biden said he was going to a petting zoo.
Trump said schools are not petting zoos.
what do you call a white person having a seizure?
a vanilla shake.
What do turtles and lesbians have in common?
They both choke on plastic.
What is worse than a baby getting hanged in a tree?
That same baby getting hanged in multiple trees.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples are actually picked.
Why does an orphan love to go to church?
Because they have someone to call father.
Why did the sun go to college?
Because it already have a million degrees!
Why did the sun not go to college? Because it already has a million degrees!
Where does the keyboard go to dinner? The space bar.
an (DYM 83)