Worst Jokes Ever
Hey, what's your age, Jordan? Probably 5 years old.
Yo forehead so big that when I asked Vegeta how big it is, he said “IT’S OVER 9000!”
Dude, your last name sounds like a seafood shop, Jordan C.!
Yo hairline is built like the Mississippi River.
"Hey, look at me, I'm stupid named Jordan C who won't shut up and leave Addison alone."
I wasn’t staring, I was just trying to figure out if that was your hairline or the Great Wall of China.
What do you call a vegan slut?
A garden ho!
I am crying tears of joy rn. I was wrongfully sentenced to death. They took me to prison to wait for my execution, but when I got there, they said that I was free. I asked them why and they told me that a man named Penaldo had taken my death penalty for me. Thank you, Penaldo!
Stop, orphan joke!
Addison Banks Age (8)
"I'm a little brat who won't shut the hell up! And stop talking!"
Addison Banks age (8).
Addison Banks age (21).
Addison Banks age (69).
BLAH.
My mom and I went to a bank. Hard to say I never heard of it. The name is "Addison Banks."
LOL
What was the name of the person who was mean?
The Canabully.
I hope I'm not a big pain, but Jordan C, please stop bothering me about my age! I know I am 8 years old, but enough.
Then you make jokes about how smart I am and intimidate me because of my name. I don't remember intimidating you for anything. So please, with all due respect, stop.
PS It's not for drama, it's because you're bullying me for nothing. I come here just to joke or be nice to people, not for the drama. So please again. Stop. That is all I ask.
Thank you.
Do you know 6+3?
Other person: Nine.
Nein is no in German.
Earth is smaller than Uranus, wth?
Henry jas Mercury in Uranus.
Henry is in Uranus.
Where do you find an orphan? Just look for your mum.
I'm too lazy to read gags. http://gestyy.com/eiDOWp