Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama is so ugly she's the reason why Batman fights crime at night.
A dwarf walks into a bar.
He asks for a shot of whiskey. The bartender gives him the 🥃, and it turns into a gallon of whiskey. The bartender sees this and takes it back, and it turns back into a shot of whiskey.
I remember last year all these bitches called me lame so I stopped the simping and pretended I was gay, now I think they're all fucking with me.
I'm an LGBTQ imposter got cut last year know I've made the roster and you may think I'm a monster. I'm just just tryna see some titties.
What's a depressed kid's least favorite game?
Cut the rope.
So, Stephen Hawking walked into a bar—oh, wait a minute! Rewind!
So, Stephen Hawking rolled into a bar......
What do you call a dick with three eyes?
Preston.
Mother got shot, damn.
Father got shot, damn.
Sister got shot, damn.
Brother got shot, damn.
Auntie running away with a shotgun!
Where do orphans go to get a happy meal?
Orph-Donald's.
Yo mama so stupid, she raised you.
Yo mama so stupid she studied for a COVID-19 test.
Your (DYM 76).
"Come on, man, give the orphans a break with these jokes."
"No, not until their parents pick them up."
What's the difference between a white kid and a computer?
The child has no trouble shooting.
Owo
Why did the Polish Roman Catholic priest remove zippers from the pants of gay men in the LGBT community?
Because he lost his key to his house and he was desperate to get back inside of his house and he thought that one of keys to their zippers would be able to unlock the door of his house.
Woah, nice cock.
Your mum lolololollollollololollolololllol! Find her reboot card lmfao lolololol.
People say killing two birds with one stone is a good thing, but when I did it, people just looked horrified.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I've got 5 fingers, she will get 2.
This isn't a joke, I repeat, this is not a joke. The plane in Lake Harriet is not in the lake. It is invisible because of the satellite pic, so there's no plane in Lake Harriet.