Worst Jokes Ever
The Twin Towers ordered Domino's, what did they get instead?
Man: Hey kids, who wants milk?
Kids: Me!
Man: *unzips fly*
What do you call a dad in the mirror?
(Your imagination.)
Why doesn’t Pakistan have any football teams?
Every corner they get, they open a shop on it!
What is an orphan's favorite event?
Homecoming.
Orphan: Help, I'm lost.
Someone: Wears your parents.
Orphan: >:(
Baby (DYM 108).
Okay, I'm on my last nerve when people say "Water Shark Guy" and other things THAT ARE NOT MY NAME.
This is my name: watersharky!
Do you know why I finger women with my left hand?
Because they don’t deserve rights!
Do you know why I finger women with my left hand?
They don’t deserve rights!
Shit, I’m never gonna try to commit suicide again. I almost died!
In India, whoever lives facing the roadside, this is for them.
Whenever it starts raining heavily, our homes turn into pool-facing homes because the roads disappear.
Where is Freshfry?
What do you call the original immigrants to the British Isles?
Anglosaxon.
What does Tiffany call Chucky when he is staring at her Barbie?
"Eye torture!"
Why can't orphans never run all the bases in baseball? Because they can never make it home.
What kind of cake can an orphan not have?
Homemade.
Where do orphans go to celebrate graduation?
Their parents.
Who robs and breaks into people's houses?
Why can’t orphans have a computer?
Because they don’t have a home page.