Worst Jokes Ever
I caught my wife having s*x with another guy.
Americans are fat.
I put a magnet in my butthole and made the teachers smell it.
Why can't orphans celebrate Christmas?
Father Christmas left them.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy."
When you split Uranus in half, it is "ur-anus." That's why it has a butts joke. Weird.
Two (DYM 112)
My dad went to go buy milk, but he walks as slow as my grandmother.
My grandmother is paralyzed in the legs.
Genders are a lot like the Twin Towers.
There used to be two, but now it’s just a sensitive topic.
When did I realize COVID was serious?
When I saw your teeth social distancing.
Why did Beyonce say "to the left to the left"?
Because women don't have rights.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Dude, I lied.
What do you call an annoyed octopus?
Octopissy.
I see you.
I need a lovely lady to spoil. I have big dick. Add me.
Snapchat- any.bry05
I need a lovely lady to spoil. I have a big dick and a very clean house. Add me now.
Snapchat: @colin_green21
Imogen Savage will send you nudes. @imogensav is her Snap.
Sandwiches are yummy! 😋
I have a body count of 7.