This isn't a joke, I repeat, this is not a joke. The plane in Lake Harriet is not in the lake. It is invisible because of the satellite pic, so there's no plane in Lake Harriet.
Yo mama so fat, she the ice burg.
Japanese people are so cool and organized, they have their own ways of suicide.
What do you call a selfie of an orphan, a family photo.
yo mama so stupid she climbed up a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
Why did Sophia cross the road?
To eat her nuggies!
It's cavers.
I got one of those
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
If you are a girl--you are allowed to read this.
Look down your shirt and spell attic.
josh is chubby
Why does Blake like lakes? Because of cake!
Why did the ground crack? Because of your mum!
Why does Blake eat cake? Because Caleb can't.
Why do orphans like to go to church?
Because they actually have a father there.
Parents: Let's have a bonfire.
Me: Let's go to the orphanage.
Parents: To bring other children?
Me: No, to have the fire.
Parents: Won't they be missed?
Me: No, because there is nobody to miss them.
Why cant orphans have sex
Because there is nobody to call daddy
Why did Muhammad Ali go down? Because he couldn't stand the cancer.
What did the girl with no hands get for her birthday?...
We don't know; she hasn't opened it yet.
yo mama so fat that if we cut her open we could stop world hunger
