Worst Jokes Ever
Once upon a time, the end was what? When? How? End meow.
Zany zany zany zany zany zany zany zany zany zany zany zany.
What's orphans' favorite game? Housekeeping.
My friend has ligma...
Lick ma balls!
I saw a little kid crying today. I asked where his parents were, and he started to cry more. I left the orphanage to get some milk after that.
Gwen can talk, please?
What did Stephen Hawking say when he died?
"Windows shut down sound."
What does a lesbian call the other during sex?
Mummy.
And (DYM 135).
Why did the knights laugh when they run?
The grass tickled their balls. 😅😂🤣
Why is reverse cowgirl banned in Alabama? Because you should never turn your back on family.
Ever heard of a reverse exorcism? It’s when the Devil tells the priest to exit the child’s body.
Three nuns are having a charity in front of the church.
A man in a trench coat walks up and flashes the three nuns. The first nun had a stroke, the second nun had a stroke, but the third nun, her arm was too short.
I went up the temp girl and slapped her tests and said-
"I like ya cut, G."
Every hair zodiac has a hairstyle--except Cancer.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
went (DYM 134).
Why can’t organs have a family bag of chips?
Because they have no family to share it with.
Yo mama fat as fuck.
Why did the midgets laugh when they run?
Because their balls dragged along the ground. 😅😂🤣