Worst Jokes Ever
"9/11 people" say that jet fuel cannot melt steel beams.
Eating a clock is so time-consuming.
Have you seen the Xbox game Sea of Thieves?
Sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth.
I don't care if I got beat the first day you were born. Your momma asked for a receipt!
Why can’t the orphan play baseball?
Because they can’t go home.
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This joke does not work in print, you have to speak it to someone.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Helen Keller.
Helen Keller who?
(Don't say anything).
Helen Keller who?
...you will get a laugh...ty.
Why can’t an orphan make a joke?
Dad jokes.
What’s the difference between a fruit and an orphan? One gets chosen :)
These people who are offended by rape jokes don’t even understand humor. They think of humor as like a happy thing because humor makes us laugh and laughter makes us happy, but most of the jokes that we laugh at are filled with pain and suffering. If I take a joke like, how many police officers does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just beat the room for being black. Now that joke isn’t making light of the fact that people have marched in the civil rights movement and people have been racially discriminated against. It’s not making light of those, what it’s doing is it’s taking that pain and suffering and making you transcend it for a moment, and showing the absurdity of the human mind, and that is important. Humor at its best takes the bad things in this world that are painful and hard to deal with and makes it something funny.
And before you go in the comments and say I agree with rape, I don’t. I hope everybody who rapes someone to have their dick cut off. My little sister got fucking raped when she was six, and the guy is lucky he got caught by the police and not me, cause if I caught I would have fucking killed him, so I don’t agree with rape, but I still think rape jokes should still not be taken so seriously!
I broke my arm yesterday. My bro said it is Arm-ageddon, and I still don’t know why.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some water. Jill pulled up her dress and said, "Daddy, fuck me harder."
Me: Spell "I cup."
My Friend: I see you pee.
Me: BOII YOU BETTER GIVE MEH SOME PRIVACY IN MY BATH ROOM!!!!
My Friend: Oh hehe O-O
What do you call an avocado that got shot? Glockamole.
This joke is like a vacuum cleaner... it sucks.
What happens when a depressed kid try’s to high-five a tree?
The tree leaves them hanging.
What’s the difference between a job and a wife?
The job keeps sucking after 5 years.
The joke above me sucks.
A lady walked into a bar and ordered their special drink. The bartender then gave her a brown glass full of milk. The lady complained about this, but then the bartender said, "Just shut up and swallow!"
What did the mom say when her child came out?
"The head was so big!"