Worst Jokes Ever
Why can't orphans go outside?
Because they have no parents to watch them!
Teacher: Tim, where are your parents? It's been 15 minutes!
Tim (Orphan): Yeah um, they can't come.
Teacher: Why not?
Tim: They're too busy working in heaven.
Why can orphans not get married?
They are dad can't walk them down the aisle!
Why can't orphans complete homework?
Because they have no home!
Why do orphans sleep in a double bed?
Because their parents aren't!
Why do Orphans sleep in a double bed?
Because their parents can't!
Why did the autistic kid walk across a busy road?
He was chasing his mind and got hit by a car.
Like (DYM 139).
Ur mum's queef was like a fucking hurricane!
What is a queef?
Something your mum did in bed last night. 😩😩😩🍑🍑🍑🌬️🌬️🌬️🌪️🌪️🌪️
What do you call your Indian best friend who is the ABSOLUTE BEST at cunnilingus? A Curry Muncher.
Attention! Has anyone noticed that Watersharky and Kitten are dating? It's strange because they haven't said anything for 28 DAYS!!! They been keeping it a secret...(I guess). Someone needs to keep track of this. GOD, I just thought further into life with their relationship. DON'T DO THAT.
Who is not allowed to watch PG movies?
Orphans.
Why do the orphans not play baseball?
They can never find home.
What did the koala do when he was too educated?
He ran away from koalapidia.
Sometimes I look at someone I hate and think, "I hope you get laid tonight."
By a tweaker with AIDS.
Why did Michael Jackson rush to Walmart?
He heard boys' pants were half off!
You're at a funeral. Your mum says be quiet, so you snigger at the body and say, "Bye forever, bitch."
Oh no, I feel bad for Stephen Hawking. He can’t get up the stairway to Heaven.
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because at least they can be wanted!