Worst Jokes Ever
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
What is an orphan’s favorite game? Adopt me.
How do cows like to play games? Moobile (Mobile).
Cow jokes are udder-culous (ridiculous)!
Why did the cow cross the road? Because he was riding the chicken!
Wow, these cow jokes are moo-amazing!
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
Because they lost two towers.
One day every kid at the orphanage got coal for Christmas. It was the second worst day of their lives.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple actually gets picked.
I got sent out of a library for putting a women's rights book in the fiction section.
Gay sex is a real pain in the ass.
When rejected:
That's ok, the 3 other little pigs said no, too.
My wife slept with another man and got pregnant. She told me 9 weeks later. I said it's ok and told her let's talk downstairs, so I pushed her down the stairs.
What movie do orphans hate? The Fast and the Furious.
Do you know how many women have been pope?
Nun.
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
Because she is a girl.
Nothing is funny about the Name who died an agonizing death, was mocked, spit on, and humiliated all because we were sinners and God saved us so we could be free from the punishment of sin.
Jesus is sinless and perfect and loving. How dare you!
Some kid with parents: "Knock, knock."
Orphan: "Who's there?"
Some kid with parents: "Not your parents."
Dad: Hey son, wanna hear a joke?
Son: Sure thing, dad!
Dad: Your mother and I are getting a divorce. She found out that I was sleeping with the neighbor's dog!
Son: I don't get the joke, dad.
Dad: It's my life, son! My life is the joke.
Your mum was so poor that she went to rob the bank, but she left because she couldn't find the cameras. She left her son, and the security [girl] gave him the camera.