Worst Jokes Ever
Why can orphans have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Quote Of The Day:
It's okay to struggle.
It's not okay to give up.
What did the bird do when he ate the expired worm?
He flew up!
Hey guys! Ello here with an update!
I know I haven't been doing a lot of jokes lately, so I will make sure to do that, but I have something to say! I am going to Disneyland today!! So here is the plan. Today we are going to leave around 2 and go to Downtown Disney for dinner and check into our hotel and stuff like that. Then we are going to wake up bright and early tomorrow and go to Disneyland and stay 'til midnight, and then on Monday we are going to California Adventure! I am missing school on Monday! I'm so excited! And don't worry, I will make sure to tell you guys all about it when we get back. Love y'all!
Would you rather listen to Justin Bieber or die in the slowest and most painful way possible?
They're the same thing.
Yo mama so fat, when God said, "Let there be light!" she blocked the sun. Now we call her the moon.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell 'em to clap until their parents come home.
When your girlfriend has an abortion, it's kinda like dodging your own bullets.
What did the orphan's parent say when he got bad grades?
Nothing, he doesn't have any.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Make it clap until its parents come home.
1.) What’s yellow and can’t swim?
- A bus full of children.
2.) Did you hear about the Pillsbury Dough Boy?
- He died of a yeast infection.
3.) I will never forget my grandad’s last words...
- “You’re still holding the ladder, right?”
4.) I have a fish that can breakdance...
- Only for 20 seconds though, and only once.
5.) Give a man a match and he will be warm for a few hours...
- Light a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
To all of you making jokes about orphans, it’s all fun and games until both of your parents leave you.
LMFAO (my parents left me and it’s not the funniest thing ever)
Dude: Hey dude guess who I am?
Viewers: Dora.
Trump: No, I am President Trump.
Viewers: Why are you wearing Dora’s clothes and backpack?
Trump: Today we are going to build a wall.
Viewers: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Why does an orphan want to be a prostitute?
Because they want to call someone "daddy."
What is one good thing about pedophiles?
They drive slow in the school zone.
What did the Teacher say to the orphan?
"I am calling your parents!"
Why did the orphan become a killer?
Because he knew they would not look for him.
What is the difference between an orphan and Pikachu?
"Pikachu, I choose you!"
What's the difference between you and an orphan?
Nothing.
What does Marcus Rashford say when he comes to the stadium?
I wanna kick some balls!