Worst Jokes Ever
You're gay, stop reading.
Your mum is gay; her name is Rachel.
What's an orphan's least favorite game?
Baseball because they can't find home plate.
How do you make an adopted kid bleed? ... Tell him to clap until his parents come back.
"Hey, hey, Spongebob! Water you doing?" [laughs]
"Just looking for all my coins with my metal detector because beach better have my money!" [laughs]
"How much have you found so far?"
"Y'know what, I'm not really shore!" [laughs]
A boy went to a doctor, and the doctor said, "I can't treat you." The boy asked why, and the doctor said, "Because I'm a family doctor."
My dad tells me and my sister to stop arguing, so she elbowed me in my damn nose.
Q: Why does Pewdiepie prefer knives over guns?
A: Because knives don't have barrels.
How to make an orphan's hand bleed? By making them clap until their parents come back.
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
They ordered pepperoni, but they only got plane.
Your mum gay.
What do you call a fat spеaky in a wheelchair spеaky chair?
I was speaking to a deaf Asian man. I said, "Hi." He said, "Wha yiu sa?"
My friend threw a soccer ball at a disabled kid.
We all yelled "Rocket league!"
Someone bullied a disabled person.
The disabled person said they can't stand it.
What sucks about disabled people?
They can't stand up for themselves.
How many orphans can you fit in a bag of chips?
One, if the bag is family size.
Why do orphans hate knock knock jokes?
Because there is never anyone at the door.
I saw twins. I’m just waiting for those planes.
"You did great!"
"Come here and get your prize, a shiny quarter!"
"Nah, that's okay."
"Here's the quarterback."
"You don't want the quarter?"
"No! Quarterback!"
"Huh?"
(Crashes) (screams)
"Yo, sorry 'bout that."
"You think he's gonna be mad?"
"Who? Baldi?"
"Nah, he doesn't have a HAIR in the world!"
(Annoying Orange laughs) (Baldi groans)