Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama is so ugly that not even goldfish smile back at her.
My name is Joe Biden, and I am running for US Senate.
If I had a dollar for every gender there is, I'd have two dollars and a lot of counterfeits.
The ocean will kill you to death expensively if you're on Titanic. Buying the tickets was a waste of money.
Why can't an orphan have a website?
... No homepage.
So, there was this girl on the street that had no arms or legs, that said "Hey sir, I've never been fucked before, will you do the honors and fuck me?" So, I threw her in the ocean and said "Well, your fucked now."
Dark jokes are like a new day. Suicidal people don't get it.
It's Christmas morning, and all the decorations are done, but the tree looks like it's missing something. *grabs the noose*
What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and the other one is just a watermelon.
What do you call a fake noodle? Impasta.
Why do pirates pirate? Because they "Arrrrrrrrrgggghhh!" Hahahahahahahahaha!
What is large, grey, and it doesn't matter? An Irrelephant! Hahahahahahahahaha! Hahaha!
"Have you taken a bath?"
"No. Why, did one go missing?"
Why did Tigger look in the toilet?
He was looking for "poo."
What is long, hard, and has cum in it?
A cucumber.
What's the artist imagine something?
Imagine Dragons!
Imagine draggin' these nuts across your face!
"Hey babe!"
She's so fat that when she steps onto a wood floor, the floorboard doesn't creak, it screams: "Goddamn!!!" before it snaps from the weight.
Why buy a pregnant slave over a normal slave? Buy 1 get 1 free. 😂😂😂😂
How do Chinese people name their kids?
They throw them down the stairs and see what noise they make! WA WA WAAAAAAAAAAAA!