Worst Jokes Ever
"Knock, knock.""Who's there?""Kid.""Kid who?""Kidnap you!"
Friend: Did Jesus die a virgin?
Me: Of course not, he got nailed before he died.
What did Jamie do after the sucky sucky?
He gagged!
So, unfortunately, I got kicked out of the library again because, for some reason, they say that books on women's rights don't go in the fantasy section.
Why in Alabama people don't use doggy style... Cuz you don't turn your back to your family.
What wiggles and waggles?
A floppy dick!
Why can't orphans eat a big bag of crisps?
'Cause it's family size...?!
So little Susie came home and said, "Mom, little Johnny showed me his pecker."
And her mom said, "WHAT?!"
And little Susie was like, "Yeah, it reminded me of a peanut." Her mom said, "Oh, because it was so small?"
Susie said, "No, because it tasted salty."
What do Michael Jackson and ACN have in common? They both go in little kids.
When the Among Us has drip ඞ!
If a cat or a dog plays Among Us, it will wanna be the impawstor.
Yo momma so fat when she went in the Skeld, she couldn't be ejected.
If you have a bad day, go tell an orphan to find his parents. He will be searching all day.
Q: What happens to KID who NAPs near a stranger?
A: He gets KID-NAPPED (kidnapped).
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it leaves and never comes back...
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got genital warts, Soon you will, too!
Why can orphans give all you people posting all these stupid orphan jokes over and over again a good kick in the face?
Well, what are you gonna do, tell their parents?
P.S. Stop posting stupid orphan jokes over and over again.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
What is an emo kid's favorite song?
"Chain Hang Low" because he hangs low off a chain tied to a tree.
Why couldn’t the principal call the orphan's parents?
Because he doesn’t have any.