Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

The real dead hooker joke is on all of us from the Fraser Valley in BC. You know damn well each and everyone of us ate that Pickton hooker pork. Considering it stretching from the 80's-2000's, pretty sure he got 4 generations of Valley folk with that Pickton pork.

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    • (1968) - Hellen Keller died, didn’t you hear?

    No?

    Well neither did she.

    Schools be like "dRuGS arE BaD," then prescribe a 6-year-old Adderall for not wanting to sit in the same spot for 8 hours.

    Teacher: "I used to be an orphan once."

    Student: "That’s sad."

    Teacher: "Anyways, who is away today?"

    Student: "Your parents."

    Emo girls be like, "How much am I worth? I don't know. Scan the code on your wrist."

    Teacher: What does the pig give us? Student: Bacon.

    Teacher: Very good. How about the chicken? Student: Meat.

    Teacher: Good, now what would a fat cow give you? Student: Homework.

    Three men walk into a bar. The 1st says, "Hey, how's it going?" The 2nd one says, "Great!" But then the 3rd man says, "Hello, where did my wife go? I swear she was just here!" What happened to the 3rd guy's wife?

    (Girl) Do you ever blink?

    (Doll) (No reply).

    (Girl) You look like a mannequin!

    (Doll) (No reply).

    I work as an IT technician. The other day, I had to fix Cristiano Ronaldo’s laptop. He pointed to a message on the screen saying, “Do you consent to cookies?” He said that he doesn’t eat cookies and doesn’t know what consent means, so that’s why he called me.