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Worst Jokes Ever
Your hairline is so bad when I looked at you, I had to use accessibility.
Your forehead is built like the Indian flag.
When I saw your hairline, I thought I saw kid Jason Voorhees.
I looked at your hairline, and when I saw you, I thought to myself of the last time I was a baby.
Your hairline is so far back that you have four faces to wash every day.
Ex Of Johnnys: I have a question.
Johnny: What?
Ex Of Johnnys: Am I pretty?
Johnny: Yes ofc jesus made everybody wonderfully!
Ex: Awhh!
Johnny: But whoever made you was painting Thomas the Train while making your face.
A girl did squats everyday with a 20 pound weight in her hand to finally text her boyfriend, "Show me your dick now!"
Bob: What is the percent of people who are depressed?
Me: If you're only counting me, 100%.
Are you a toaster?
'Cause I wanna take a bath with you.
I asked my friend if they will show me something retarded. He said, "Go look in a mirror." I said, "Thank you."
At least someone who is gay/Carter has someone.
What do you call a flat-chested depressed person?
A cutting board.
Boy: "Hey mom, can we have ice cream?"
Orphan: "What's a mom?"
I don't struggle with depression- like, at this point, I have it down. I'm good at depression.
when you see a depressed kid, you walk up and say "wassup my lil barcode"
Your life can't be a joke; a joke has meaning.
Why do orphans never get 5 stars in GTA 5? Because they are not wanted!
Popular guy in class: I am so funny.
Me: Your parents are funny as they made a joke and people are still laughing at it.
It's about bottling.
It's about crying.
I stay finished, I fake retire.
Put in the diving.
Put in the ghosting
And take my fake trophies.
Eibar and Bolivia in my veins.
My Barcelona banged by Bayern.
I bottle the game, so what's my farmer's name? (Pessi)
